unsubcultured presents the world's shortest fairy tales

[1] Once upon a time, there was a man who won 1 billion dollars in the lottery. And he lived happily ever after.

[2] There once lived a man who's backyard was hectares and hectares of marijuana plants. And he lived happily ever after.

[3] Once there was a guy who had a harem full of all the sexiest and most beautiful celebrities in the world. And he lived happily ever after.