the things unsubcultured does when he actually acts his age...

[1] aside from the headlines, sports and lifestyle pages, also read the business and editorial page of the newspaper

[2] buy insurance [well i was forced to at gunpoint by my friend]

[3] watch the news on tv

[4] say no to a wild drinking spree on a weeknight because you hate the shitty, hungover feeling the next day

[5] admit to all that by putting it in your blog