random everyday discussion from a certain dysfunctional family

Sister: SI [name of nephew who's still in college] PALA MAY ANAK NA!

Bro [who is the dad of said nephew]: SINONG MAY SABI? [hahaha as if hindi alam ampotah]

Sister: BABAE O LALAKI?

Bro: [sounds/looks pissed that the whole world knows]: HINDI KO ALAM!

Ermats: LALAKI!!!

Me [to myself]: WAAA-LANG-YA...HIHIHIHI...