Thursday, September 30, 2010

arreneow ulit sub cult

It's that time of the year again! Tangena nagiging habit na ang bonfire!

But what can we do... sarrrrrrap talaga chumampyon!

scrubs sub cult

Just finished all 8 seasons of Scrubs a few days ago. Did not continue with Season 9. Medyo pinilit na eh. Plus ganda ng ending ng Season 8. I'm going to miss the soundtrack, the storylines, the laughs and the cool, offbeat characters, specially this guy...

He's just known as THE JANITOR

da arrrreneow sub cult

Please end UAAP season 73 today!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

gaming + hoops sub cult

Michael is back!

Can't wait to buy a pirated version of this and stick it inside my converted xbox 360

the hood dat unsubcultured homeboy grew up in

[inspired by an episode of Scrubs...]

When I was in advertising writing for a beer account, my kupal boss told me I wasn't right for the account because hindi daw ako laking kalye. I had no answer for that shitstorm he just pulled.

Haha looking back I should have answered him with this... HOY KUPAL, LUMAKI AKO SA KALYE ANO! LAKING SESAME STREET ATA AKO!

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame street...
How to get to Sesame Street
How to get to...[slowly fade into TANDANG SORA!]

unsubcultured would like to thank this gadget...

It helps me "save" or not forget my unsubcultured ideas that creep inside my head whenever I'm driving, smoking, in the john, drinking, couch potato-ing, mallratting, etc.

classical muzak sub cult

The best, wittiest joke I ever heard...

What did Ludwig Van Beethoven and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart do after they died?


tv + old school rap sub cult

One of my favorite guest characters on Scrubs is an old "Young MC" impersonator. And yeah, the only line he says over and over is... you guessed it...


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

royal putik at talahib society sub cult

If Ultimate [Frisbee] is a sub cult, then its sub sub cult is DISC GOLF. Yup, you guessed it, you can actually play golf with that round plastic thing called a Frisbee. And the "mecca" of Disc Golf in the Phils is... ta dah dah... the UP SUNKEN GARDEN. Yup, it's a big, big playing course and a few years back, an American laid out the 18 hole course.

If you're really hard core, you just don't bring an ordinary disc... you bring with you different specialized disc for different shots, like so...

NOTE: In disc golf language, an ordinary disc is called a PTERODACTYL [meaning it's a freakin' dinosaur]

Playing is fun. You get to drink beer, smoke, smoke [the other kind], eat ice cream, piss where you want, etc. Once, I was playing hammered and I even scored under par.

Yeah, disc golf is cool. I just hate playing in mud hell. Plus sometimes, you get to hit an innocent bystander, usually a kid. Thankfully, people in this country don't sue you as much. But wait, there's more... mother nature will also kill you for hitting all those trees!

Here are the rules I've picked up on the net.


2) Disc golf is played like ball golf, using flying discs. One stroke is counted each time the disc is thrown, and when a penalty is incurred. The winner is the golfer with the lowest score.

3) Tee throws must be completed within the designated tee areas.

4) After teeing off, the player whose disc is farthest from the hole always throws first. The player with the fewest strokes on the previous hole is first to tee off.

5) Fairway throws must be made with the foot closest to the hole on the spot where the last throw came to rest. The other foot may be no closer to the hole that the foot on this lie.

6) A run-up and normal follow-through, after the release, are allowed more than 10 meters from the hole. Inside 10 meters, a player may not step past his/her lie. "Falling" or "jumping" putts are not allowed inside 10 meters.

7) A disc that comes to rest inside the Disc Pole Hole® basket or chains constitutes successful completion of that hole. A disc that comes to rest on top of the pole does NOT constitute a successful putt.

8) A disc that comes to rest more than 2 meters above the ground is considered unplayable. The disc must be thrown from the ground directly below the disc. 1 stroke penalty.

9) A throw that lands out-of-bounds must be played from the point where the disc went out-of-bounds. 1 stoke penalty is incurred. Water, roads, pavilions and walkways are normal disc golf out-of-bounds hazards.

10) Never throw until the players ahead of you are out of range, and until the fairway is completely clear of spectators and park guests.

11) Enjoy the game of disc golf! It's fun... it's fast... it's the sport of the future!

See, "golf" isn't just for whiny old men or filthy rich people.

cricket sub cult

I don't get it. And I never will. In degrees of unsubculturedness, this goes way down... more than 6 feet under.

Monday, September 27, 2010

sneakerhead sub cult

My new birthday-gift-plus-sana-christmas-gift-na-rin-sa-sarili-ko kicks...

I'm a failure at window shopping.

slang sub cult

Old school na ang KILLJOY or KJ. Eto ang bago... BUZZKILL!

Ayon sa urban dictionary....

[1] Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event, esp. when in relation to ruining a drunken or drug-induced high.

[2] Buzzkill, anything that takes the edge off your fluff, a downer, something that ruins your good mood

[3] (verb) to selectively and deliberately bring down someone's mood by actions that are designed to irritate, annoy or downright upset a person.

Random memory example:
Went drinking with friends + some people I met for the first time. Got invited to a condo to drink some more. They took coke. I didn't. I wanted to go home. Umaga na eh. So dehin ako matutulog? BUZZKILL nalang diba!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

shabu sub cult

Kuwento ng kaibigan kong Lasalista about what he read on his friend's Facebook page...

Yung status message niya was about how DLSU lost to FEU during the final four. Eh lamang ang DLSU diba? Hinabol lang ng FEU. So parang sinabi ata niya na "ginto na, naging BATO pa."

May sumagot daw kaagad ng "EH DI OKAY!"


[Reminds me of that joke/anecdote/myth? about Joey Pepe Smith. Isang araw daw nilagay niyang pangalan ay Joey Pepe Mith. Asan daw yung S? Tinira na daw niya.]

blog sub cult

I GOOGLED MY SITE AND THIS CAME OUT... is worth $147. This makes the 2,368,485 most valuable site on scored 11 for Page Rank, 8 for Backlinks, and 7 for Traffic Volume.

Also, scored 30 for Social Bookmarking, 0 for Directory Inclusion, and 15 for Domain Value. Overall, has performed Poorly on our site valuation analysis.


unsubcultured blog rule #1

Ngayon ko lang naisip ito. Kung magco-comment kayo sa any of the blogs, please start it with I KNOW RIGHT or any of its variations... I K R, or I KNOW, AYYYT... etc

Thanks. It will make me happy, and you unsubcultured too.

uaap + college life + speed the movie sub cult

Second semester finals na... so here's yo pop quiz, hotshots. All multiple choice questions are about yesterday's UAAP finals game 1 between Arreneow and Ep-ee-yu.

What word best describes the game?
[a] massacre
[c] demolition
[d] blue crush
[e] chibog
[f] all of the above

Ilang points ang panalo ng The Arreneow [emphasis on THE]?
[a] 2
[b] 3
[c] 23

Clue: nung first round, talo ateneo sa feu by two points. sa second round, talo nanaman ateneo by 3 points. so 2 + 3 =?

Bonus question:

Anong tawag sa hairstyle ni Terrence Romeo ng FEU?

[a] malay ko
[b] ewanko
[c] wala akong paki, basta ampanget

hollywood sub cult

I like Zooey Deschanel...

But I hate summer.

I love Winona Ryder as an actress...

But not as a shoplifter.

I love Amy Winehouse singing Rehab...

But I hate it when she's on rehab.

Friday, September 24, 2010

couch potato sub cult

Most TV series are about DOCTORS, LAWYERS & LAWMEN.

A few are about people like me who work in marketing or advertising. Maybe because it's an insignificant + boring topic to be tackled on TV.

Doctors heal people... cops supposedly fight evil... lawyers? duh... but marketing people... what do we do? We do SWOT analysis. Damn.

politics + zombie sub cult

This is Senator Juan Ponce Enrile. He's been around since forever. I mean he was old in the 70s when he was Marcos' minister/secretary of defense. And today, some 40 years later, he's still a damn senator.

These could be the real him without the make up or the mask...

corporate shit sub cult

This week, one of our office duties was to make a SWOT [strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats to you, unsubcultured non-workaholics] ANALYSIS of our respective departments.

Inspired by that, or rather, trying to shake out its effects on my week, here's my blog's SWOT ANALYSIS


9 followers... 332 posts including this... 2386+++ page views... no deepak chopra kinda inspirational shit... no long articles... no bad vibes posts [maybe one or two]...


None whatso-fucking-ever...


The chance to be... world famous... really geeky... worshipped by hot chicks... worshipped by hot, geeky chicks... rich if people advertise...


Culture... too much work which can make me neglect this blog... to many downloads... surfing facebook... mental block... running out of subcultures...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

rap + community college sub cult

Pinaka trip kong scene sa Community: Yung rap ni Abed at ni Troy sa dulo ng episode 2

¿Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca.

Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeña Cabeza es mi helada. cervesa es bueno!

Buenas Dias! Me gusta papas frias! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz.

Yeah, Boy!

martial law + politics + old school 70s retro + history sub cult

[I forgot to post this two days ago but better late than never...]

38, years ago, Ferdie Macoy declared Martial Law...

Here's what I remember about those times as a 5 year old, clueless, unsubcultured kid...

[1] There was nothing good on TV. There were no damn cartoons and shit. All I remember was seeing the muddafukkin face of that guy above.

[2] My brothers had to cut their long, hippie hair short

[3] There was a 12 midnight curfew... which only meant this... my brothers partied in their friend's houses until morning when curfew was lifted. Cool! Some things never change. Today we still party like it's Martial Law.

slang sub cult

Learned a new word while watching Scrubs...


...means eating breakfast food for dinner.

We Noypi's love Brinner-ing all the time, dibadibs?

tubero subcult

Sign of the hard times: buma-branch out na si Mamang Tubero...

Tipong sari-sari store mentality na lahat ng magkalaban sa negosyo, magkatabi...
eto, choose your tubero...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

music + art sub cult

Some of the worst album covers ever!

See more bad but funny albums on this website -

ang unsubcultured na sagot sa lahat ng hirit ng kaibigan mo ay...

environmentalist sub cult

pop vs grunge music sub cult

[Inspired by a friend's Fbook status message...]

1994 was a bad year for music.

Justin Bieber
Born: March 1, 1994

Kurt Cobain
Died: April 5, 1994

tattoo sub cult

I will never have my myself tattooed.
But if ever I do, here's what I want...

Necktie on my chest...

And/or Adidas stripes on my feet...