Thursday, March 31, 2011

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

here's proof of unsubcultured's entry into the human being zoo we call "Planet Earth"

folding bike sub cult

Nowadays, there's nothing on my mind but folding bikes. Here's one blog I've been reading that's really nice. It's about a guy and a girl who sold their stuff to go biking... on folding bikes... around the USA. Pretty cool.

http://pathlesspedaled.com/

unsubcultured thought he has seen everything, until now...

nba hoops sub cult

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS FOR FINALLY HAVING KARMA ON YOUR SIDE AND BEATING LEBRON JAMES AND THE MIAMI HEAT.

BEATING THOSE A-HOLES IS LIKE WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP, RIGHT?

the stupid big word of the day used by overly pretentious, pseudo-intellectual motherfuckers is ...

"PANACHE"

hu-wow, 101 posts for March. This is my record.

I'm normally a quiet person. I guess this is where I let it all out. I love blogging. Thanks to those who turned me on to it.

environmentalism + NBA hoops sub cult


Mike Gminski or G-MAN, NBA playa, circa 80s

Marc Gasol, NBA playa, present day

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

unsubcultured's take on the latest willie revillame controversy...

Abscbn should kick that arrogant bastard out of the network... Then maybe a stupid network like tv5 will get him. Am i good and up to date or what!

bollywood + action flicks + sci-fi sub cult

Move over Hollywood, Japan, Taiwan, Hongkong and all you makers of crazy action stunt flicks.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE. AND YOU CAN CALL IT "ROBOT"

just by googling, i am slowly, really slowly but surely getting subcultured by reading about folding bikes...

I think I'm addicted. Can't stop thinking about it.

skate sub cult

Unsubcultured is not going to this thing. Why? Because I'm unsubcultured. Plus I'd probably pass for some kid's dad. Ew.

publishing sub cult

This is just great. A magazine about magazines. Brilliant concept. I would have never thought of that.

computer geeks sub cult

There's this web forum my officemates go to on ALL matters related to computing. That means reviews, stuff for sale, geektalk, techtalk, etc. They even buy their hardware cheaper [than in malls] with sellers in the site called Tipidpc.com.

Now, this sub cult even has a magazine. In here you can find totally totally useful articles like HOW TO HIDE YOUR IPAD BY KEEPING IT INSIDE AN OLD BOOK! Strange but true.


Monday, March 28, 2011

info about my newest baby...

Dahon Eco 3


Speeds:
7
Weight:
12.1 kg (26.7 lb)
Folding Time:
15 sec
Folding Size:
30 x 80 x 66 cm (11.7" x 31.2" x 25.7")
SEE IT FOLDED
  • The daily grind – getting to and from work
  • Escaping the daily grind – afternoon coffee runs
  • Getting to yoga class after work

The Eco 3 may have an entry level price but doesn’t skimp when it comes to Dahon’s legendary folding convenience. It features a sturdy aluminum frame, Shimano drive train, and durable, if anonymous, components. Like most Dahon bikes, folding is best in class: it takes only 15 seconds to fold the Eco 3. Perfect when the train is about to arrive.

  • Folds in fifteen seconds so you can take it with you anywhere
  • Strong and light 7005 aluminum frame
  • Adjusts to fit a wide range of riders
  • Biologic II frame geometry is stable and comfortable

folding bikes + dahon sub cult

Some scenes from a weekend solo ride at UP [sat] and Manila [sun]...




















One thing I like about biking... you get to stuff you don't see in malls or when you just stay inside the room websurfing or watching movies.

folding bicycles + dahon users sub cult

PROBLEM:

I wanted to exercise real bad but I hate the gym and I detest both running and self proclaimed runners who clock/measure their shit everyday and post in Facebook or Twitter.


Biking is cool but for an amateur like me, biking is hazardous from my home to the nearest safe biking destination--- the UP Sunken Garden.


SOLUTION:

Score a FOLDING BIKE so that you can put it in the trunk of your car and just bike around wherever! What? They have those? Yep. I first saw it at a friend's Facebook post and did some google research and called a few bike stores around Metro Manila.


Finally found a bike store near my place called Glorious Ride.






Got there at around 3pm... owner was very accomodating... and finally scored the bike I want at the price I was okay with...


Presenting my Dahon Eco3...


P.S.
Saw a folding bike sub cult on Facebook. They call themselves Tiklop Society of the Philippines. They go on group rides and they even have a t-shirt. Incidentally, Tiklop means Fold in English.

P.P.S.
My car is a Honda. My Bike is a Dahon. Go figure.

P.P.P.S
Here's my bike's home website...

http://www.dahon.com



some people have guard dogs...



...MY SISTER HAS A GUARD STRAY PUSSYKITTEN.

RAWR.

do it yourself sub cult

67 euphemisms for masturbation as read in Penthouse magazine...

1. Butter your belt
2. Hold your mayo
3. Pull your jet out of its tailspin
4. Drizzle some aioli
5. Help yourself to yourself
6. Blow your cock nose
7. Roll your quarters
8. Make whitefish salad
9. Hit the diving board
10. Add a side of tartar sauce
11. Take the old bastard sword out of its scabbard
12. “Time for Zeus to make some white lightning”
13. Go for the submission hold
14. Spread your seed
15. Visit the stallion ranch and make some glue
16. Mark your territory
17. Dress the salad
18. Cradle your stick
19. Water your pants
20. Make some soft-serve
21. Cast your rod
22. Shoot your web
23. Feed the beast
24. Hanj it over
25. Call in a fire and grab the extinguisher
26. Paint the fence
27. Make some mead
28. Make toad babies
29. Make man-aise
30. Stir the cauldron
31. Fly your broomstick
32. Release White Fang into the wild
33. Brandish your PR-24 and interrogate the prisoner
34. Bend some steel
35. Milk the bull
36. Throw out some zingers
37. Ice the cupcake
38. Make a visit to Dr. Claw
39. Inflate the zeppelin
40. “This little piggy went to the creamery”
41. Watch mind porn
42. Summon the genie
43. Fly your kite
44. Show everyone who the real alpha dog is
45. Bruise the cucumber
46. Bat the tetherball ’round the pole
47. Raise your mast
48. Tune your instrument
49. Play guitar with your whammy bar (Remember whammy bars? No one ever uses those anymore.)
50. Plump your frank
51. Goliath vs. the Gang of Five
52. Raise the monolith
53. Charm the cobra
54. Direct traffic
55. Spread some cheer
56. Nuke the Kleenex
57. Scotchgard the sheets
58. Bury the hatchet
59. Join General William TeCUMseh Sperman at Bull Run and march with him to the Semen
60. Drain the bacon fat
61. Fill the Oreo
62. Spray your cheese
63. Freeze your rope
64. Light your saber
65. Bust your joystick (I once had an old Atari joystick. It had a rubber cover you pulled off, revealing a thin, white plastic stick underneath. I then chewed on this stick. You can’t tell me this wasn’t latent homosexual behavior.)
66. Visit Willy Wanka’s white chocolate factory
67. Jam the radar

15 followers na woohoo!!!

Thanks Meng Sandy... or should I say KYOMBITCH!

Friday, March 25, 2011

conspiracy theory sub cult

I'M THE ONLY ONE NORMAL AMONG ALL MY SIBLINGS.

ONE IS A STAUNCH FOLLOWER OF IGLESIA NA CRISTO... WHICH MAKES HIS BRAINWASHED ASS CRAZY.

THE OTHER ONE IS OLDER, JOBLESS, DOES NOTHING BUT CHECK OUT HIS MICROSOFT EXCEL ALL FUCKING DAY, WATCH THE ASIAN FOOD CHANNEL ALL NIGHT, AND TALKS NONSENSE EVEN IF HE THINKS HIS INTELLIGENT. CRAZY.

BUT NO ONE COMPARES TO MY CRAZY ASS RELIGIOUS SISTER. SHE'S SO RIGHT WING CATHOLIC, SHE WOULD PROBABLY FUCK... AND KILL FOR THE POPE. SHE BELIEVES THAT THE ANTI-CHRIST IS COMING SOON, AIDED BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE FREEMASONS. AND YES, SHE BELIEVES ROCK MUSIC IS THE DEVIL'S OWN.

WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS FUNNY STORY...

THIS MORNING, SHE HITCHES A RIDE WITH ME... AND FROM OUT OF THE DEEP DEEP BLUE, SAYS THIS...

SIS: "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HAARP"

ME: WHAAAT? WHAT'S THAT?

THEN SHE PROCEEDS TO READING ME NOTES AND TEXTS MESSAGES ABOUT THIS "HAARP" DEVICE... A MACHINE MADE BY THE USA THAT CAN CAUSE EARTHQUAKES AND ALL THAT SHIT AND IT CAUSED THE JAPAN QUAKE.

I WAS SMILING ALLTHROUGHOUT HER SPEECH. BUT DEEP INSIDE, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. BOY WHAT A STORY HUH?

THEN AS SHE LEFT MY CAR, SHE TOLD ME TO JUST GOOGLE THE THING. WHICH I DID THE MOMENT I GOT TO THE OFFICE. I GOOGLED HAARP. I YOUTUBED HAARP.

AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT...

THERE ARE A LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.




unsubcultured wants this shit...



Yeah, you can pack it in yo trunk. No need for bike racks in your car that shout out - "HEY I AM A SPORTY PERSON. LOOK AT MY EXPENSIVE BIKE."

how people in other sub cults do it...

unsubcultured likes this...

The copy is great. Kanya-kanyang trip lang yan. But it still won't make me go to Republiq. Bleeech.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

like i said in a previous entry, i was experiencing the bali subcult at this same time last year...

and I still miss the damn place. Yep, lately my physical body is in the Philippines but my mind has escaped to that corner of Indo. Here are some Lomo Fisheye2 pics to sate my appetite for wanderlust


At the poolside of my resort. Camera used was a cheap underwater cam bought in one of the Bali surfshops.


We visited and saw a lot of temples... but nothing beats this place of worship.


Nope, this figure isn't in a temple or a museum. This was in our resort.


Our view everyday for almost a week, Bintang in hand.


This was our Crib... Masa Inn.


This was the book I brought for the trip. Didn't read it on the beach due to my short attention span. This was strictly bathroom material.


The Bali bombing memorial. Fuck you terrorists.


Double exposed locals playing futbol.


The bodyboard I bought at 50% off.


The beer of choice.


Uluwatu.


Indo style graffiti.


The sea looks calm from here but this is where I suffered the worst wipeout of my life.