Wednesday, June 30, 2010

folk + protest music sub cult

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30, 2010. I thoroughly enjoyed the noon concert of Noel Cabangon today. It was even on all the local channels... he had all star front acts like Ogie Alcasid, Gary V, Regine Velasquez, Apo, The Madrigal Singers... Charice even opened with the national anthem... he played to a packed house, many of them in yellow... plus his special guests were the who's who of Philippine politics and showbiz, including some guy named Baby James. Is this why it's a holiday today? Whatever it is, GREAT CONCERT MR. CABANGON... YOU ROCK [or you folk]!!!

Friday, June 25, 2010

www sub cult

According to, a site that ranks top sites worldwide... is the 79th most visited website in the phils. is ranked 371st.

Does this mean there are more geeks than horny people in this country?

michael jackson + francism fan club sub cult

In honor of the first death anniv of the King of Pop, I'm rehashing my Facebook status message on the day he died...

FRANCISM: Welcome to the great hood in the sky my soul brotha!

MICHAELJ: Soul brother? But you're not black, you're brown.

FRANCISM: Hey, you ain't black too... you're white.

this unsubcultured poser thinks this could be the best world cup ever

Think about it...

The rising east... South Korea and the land of the rising sons of football reaching the round of 16...

Giant upsets... Spain losing to the Swiss... Germany losing a game... France losing to Mexico and Bafana Bafana [eventually, getting booted out].... and the biggest one - upstart Slovakia blast the defending champions Italy in one hell of a match [I should have watched that game in bar instead of "resting" at home damn it!]

Dramatic games... Portugal nuking North Korea, 7-0... Donovan's last gasp goal that catapulted USA [whaaat, they have a football team? what next, cricket?] to the next round... an Argentine player's hat trick... etc...

BUT... the good always comes with the bad. Two words. REFEREES. VUVUZELA.

Yeah, nothing's perfect, right?!

wimbledon sub cult

Meanwhile in the "look left, look right, neck exercise for fans" game of tennis,
some guys named Mahut and Isner just successfully combined two sports...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

opm alterna-pop sub cult

My current favorite songs: BUS STOP [ cover of a 60s song by The Hollies] and WASAK WALTZ by ELY BUENDIA and the late great /my idol FRANCISM... from their album "In Love and War."

folk music sub cult

Why folk singers are cooler than rock stars...

[1] They just sit in one corner

[2] They never try to wreck their guitar

[3] They never set their guitar on fire

[4] They drink their beer, not guzzle it like there's no tomorrow

[5] They have friends, not screaming groupies

[6] They sing, not shout

[7] When they sing "baby..." it's about love. When rockstars sing "baby..." it's about sex

[8] They don't wear make-up and no one probably does their hair

[9] They wear clothes like the way regular people do. None of that leather biker shit

[10] They don't stick their tongue out

[11] They're steady, don't act crazy

[12] They usually go organic, not chemical

I could be wrong about all these, but I have an excuse. I'm unsubcultured.

unsubcultured if-then statement

If prostitution is the world's oldest profession...

Then the world's first marketing geniuses are...


the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [QC edition]

[1] D first... d original BEHROUZ sa Scout Tobias

[2] Mr. Kebab sa West Ave

[3] For sum dim sum, David's Teahouse sa Timog

Wala nakong alam... sa Makati ako gumigimik eh!!!

futbol + oscars sub cult

During the final awarding ceremonies of World Cup 2010, this thing should also be awarded... the best overacting flop play. There are lots of wimpy nominees to choose from diba!?

DOTA sub cult

I have no idea what this is. Some pc game. I think.

stamp collecting sub cult

Proof of childhood geekiness:

I have to admit it... I once tried to collect stamps.

bata palang ako unsubcultured na

When I was a kid, I thought that this woman's name was...


Don't remember who or what gave me the idea. Later on, I found out her real name. Evita Peron pala. Wife of the Argentine dictator. Someone like Imelda Marcos. Only hotter.

fiesta ni san juan sub cult

Today is the feast of St John the Baptist... or San Juan. So if you don't wanna get wet, don't set foot on San Juan, Metro Manila and Balayan Batangas.

To make this feast day "cooler", I propose that they should always have a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

netherworlds sub cult

Opening line from the greatest TV show ever...

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call...

Monday, June 21, 2010

rizalista sub cult

Belated happy birthday Gat Jose Rizal!


death metal sub cult

Definition from Wikipedia: an extreme subgenre of heavy metal. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Mas makikinig pa ako sa Country music o opera o classical o kundiman, kesa sa ganitong walang kwentang, pampaingay sounds lang.

I guess you can't tell these guys to GO TO HELL. Because they will surely love it there.

Friday, June 18, 2010

i am wizardry unsubcultured

Never read the books. Never watched the movies.

The only thing I like about him is the first syllable of his family name.

hindi trip ni unsubcultured ang garage rock sub cult

unsubcultured greets all fafas advance happy father's day

[for you young kids and other unsubcultured people, that guy above is Hugh Hefner, founder/owner/main man of Playboy magazine]

unsubcultured presents legends of the PBA

Sonny Cabatu
Pongky Alolor
Mukesh Advani
Romy Mamaril

[hirap gu-moogle ng pics]

Thursday, June 17, 2010

cheesy pop ballads sub cult

Heard this on the radio this morning: Graham Russell & Russell Hitchcock, of AIR SUPPLY met on May 12, 1975, the first day of rehearsals for “Jesus Christ Superstar” in Sydney, Australia; they became instant friends with their common love for The Beatles and, of course, singing. Got the rest of the story from

I guess we can blame JC for this unholy union of cheesy balladeers.

confucianism sub cult



history + insulares/peninsulares + indio + football sub cult

I was stunned to see a fully packed Handle Bar last night.
Lots of people came out to see Spain vs Switzerland
[during the ivory coast vs portugal game, the bar wasn't packed].
I guess after all these years we are still under their rule...

That's why when Switzerland scored a "chamba" goal to beat them, we INDIOS couldn't help but laugh at the stunned conyitos and conyitas in the audience.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

porn sub cult

gratuitous pussy shot

nba hoops + brian scalabrine fan club sub cult

The reason why the Boston Celtics haven't swept the Los Angeles Lakers in this year's NBA finals... because this guy isn't playing.

He's so popular he even has a religious order named after him...

football sub cult

The art of being a poser or "posing" during the World Cup

Simple lang...

[1] Just have basic knowledge about the game - the rules, the players, the teams. Google before every match.

[2] When someone yells "off-side," don't ask what that means. Just say "aah..."

[3] When someone scores, yell like everybody else does.

[4] Shout "good save" when the goalkeeper prevents the ball from entering the net.

[5] When a player goes down during a tackle, you can behave two ways...
a. You shout that it was muthafuckin dirty play
b. You shout that the fallen player was over-acting. Usually this happens with a "star player"

[6] Safest rule of all: just shut up, drink your beer, eat your pulutan, and watch the hot fan gurls. Those are the reasons you're watching the game anyway.

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Boracay edition]

Since I am soooooo "Bora" unsubcultured, eto lang alam ko...


the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Baguio edition]

Since I don't go to Baguio often [even if I consider it home],
there are only three choices so far...

[1] 456 sa Session Road

[2] Andok's lechon manok or liempo

[3] Balut sa Burnham

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

unsubcultured presents a relic from back in the day

Never used it to learn songs. I just read it for the jokes and the feuds between the hiphops, mga metal and the punks.

unsubcultured shout out: belated happy independence day Pinas!

[hindi dahil unsubcultured ako, nalimutan ko ang date. wala lang akong internet access kapag weekend]

ripley's + alternative pinoy music sub cult

Friday, June 11, 2010

when I googled "unsubcultured" these geeky scientific stuff came out...

[Spontaneous and induced programmed cell death in suspension cell ...

- 3 Jun
by QZ Xia - 2005 - Cited by 3 - Related articles
Senescence occurred when the cells were unsubcultured. The cells began to lose their viabilities on the 17th day, and on the 21th day oligonucleosomal sized ...

Senescent cells are resistant to death despite low Bcl-2 level ...

by M Sasaki - 2001 - Cited by 33 - Related articles
The level of Bcl-2 at the time of H2O2 treatment did not change from that of unsubcultured cells (data not shown). The rate of cell death was determined by ... - Similar

Differentiation of the Vegetative and Sporogenous Phases of the ...
by D Erikson - 1948 - Cited by 32 - Related articles
unsubcultured for the 5-month period. Of the 10 frequently subcultured strains in the vegetative phase, seven produced uniform characteristic growth on ... - Similar

futbol sub cult

For the next few weeks, unsubcultured
will be a "beautiful game" poser...

And I'm doing it for the beer.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

tourism + posers sub cult

"backpackers are just tourists with less money.

what's so cool about that?"

- a friend's status message on facebook

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [San Juan/San Fernando, LU edition]

[1] May mga tatlong Burger Machine mula sa beach sa San Juan hanggang San FDO

[2] Se Bay roadside eatery para sa lugaw o mami na sine-serve ng masungit na tindera

[3] Secret spot namin - carinderia sa may Poro Point

[4] Kung may bukas pa na lechon manukan

[5] Kung wala na talaga, eh di SKYFISH [see previous blog]

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

politics sub cult

May JOINT SESSION pala ang congress today.


the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [walang makain sa beach edition]

Ang recipe ng SKYFISH

1. Mag order ng isang latang Sardines in tomato sauce sa tindahan...
2. Samahan ng madaming Sky flakes
3. Kahit alas onse na, kulitin ang kusina para ipa-gisa ang Sardinas
4a. Ihalo at dikdikin ang Sky flakes sa ginisang Sardines
4b. Or habang nasa pakete pa lang, I-crush na ang Sky flakes at ihalo sa ginisang sardines.
5. O ayan food trip na. Sarap pa samahan ng smb o granma, yosi at malakas na ulan.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Makati edition]

Haf Chang [or whatever spelling it is]
Not just any branch... dapat yung sa sidestreet off Makati avenue sa may kanto ng Shakeys ata yun.

Dapat yung sa Kalayaan

Bago ito... sa Jupiter st.

Filling Station
Yung diner sa Burgos st. where you can enjoy your meals while watching lotsa "working girls" after work

Rai Rai Ken
Jap food sa Pasay road


i am futbol unsubcultured...

That's why this world cup, I am betting my 100 bucks [which can turn to 1,500++ plus if i win] on this team...

Hey, they're third world too like us so why not.

Pare, galingan mo ah...

Monday, June 7, 2010

rockeoke sub cult

Read in the newspaper that there will no longer be Rockeoke nights at Magnet. So why am I not pissed, or sad or outraged?

I'm so unsubcultured, I've never even been to one [even if all of my friends had].

old pinoy words sub cult

Ano ang "KWAN?"

Simple lang. Ang "KWAN" ay isang old school word na ginagamit ng mga Noypi kapag di nila maalala yung pangalan ng isang tao o di ma-i-describe ang bagay na tinutukoy nila.

For example:

"Naiinis talaga ako kay KWAN."

"Inday, nalinisan mo na ba yung KWAN?"

"Sino ba ang naniniwala sa KWAN na yan."

"Ilan KWAN ba ang nainom natin kagabi?"

Gets? Ang pinaka-matindi dito ay, naiintindihan ng kausap mo ang bagay o taong tinutukoy mo.

Ayus, ngayon kailangan ko na mag-logout kasi gagawin ko pa yung KWAN ko.

Friday, June 4, 2010

culinary sub cult

You'll know that the end of the world is near when...

...all carinderias/canteens/households stop serving monggo on Fridays!

constructive criticism uncultured

"please tell producer din na gandahan naman. honestly the last one sent looks like a powerpoint presentation. :( thanks!"


fighting fish sub cult

Balita ko, okay daw ang mga Aquarium sa...

Air Force 1, Palasyo de Don Pedro, Kremlin, Sylvanus, etc

unsubcultured is a badass in his Tandang Sora hood

My drug dealer...

My pimp...

My bitch...

My ho...

My homies...