Saturday, July 31, 2010

famous but fake mugs sub cult

The Shroud of Turin



The driver's license of Mclovin



[if you haven't watched Superbad yet, then you are unsubcultured]

Friday, July 30, 2010

advertising + entertainment sub cult

Just learned that this guy didn't utter the famous line
"THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE."




It was actually said by someone he knew but was attributed to him. Anyway, he went on his business making suckers out of everyday people.

Well the man is long gone but the sad thing is, there are still suckers to this very day, including me. Yeah, I'm a sucker for advertising even if I work in media.

pinoy slang / lingo sub cult

What is "USAPAN LASING?"

The act of making plans or talking about something when drunk and forgetting all about when you're sober the following day.

ex: Guy: Di ba sinagot mo na ako kagabi?
Girl: Usapang lasheng lang yon!

dance sport sub cult

Unsubcultured loves Dancesport chicks...



...because they look like MILFS.

unsubcultured presents so uncool car stickers



[and all the PRO-something shit stickers that copied this]

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

pinoy electronica sub cult

My favorite Pinoy "trippy" bands

Up Dharma Down



Drip



Techy Romantics

hoops sub cult

Before I became a fan of the NBA, of Michael Jordan, Julius Erving, the UAAP, the Ateneo Blue Eagles, I was a fan of this legendary rivalry...



Crispa vs Toyota in the glory days of the PBA was the "catalust" for my love of basketball.



At dahil baduy ako, I was a Crispa-natic.



PS Yes, I am one many crazy Pinoys who are still dreaming of the country being the kings of Asian ball, no matter how short we are.

pet shop sub cult

Sabi nila, suwerte daw ang may Arowana. So here's my Arowana aquarium...

Monday, July 26, 2010

boob tube sub cult

My recent favorite TV trip...



My favorite episodes are white people trafficking drugs, thinking they could get away with it.

NOT!!!

[future episode I hope: Some Philippine Congressman/TV channel owner/Celeb bf/Son of a politican who got caught with grams of cocaine in HK]

unsubcultured bucket list item #6

Watched live while my favorite basketball team, the Ateneo Blue Eagles, lost shamelessly to their opponents. CHECK.

pc gaming sub cult

PC games I used to play in the eighties...

[1] WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SAN DIEGO?

You're a detective, tracking clues around the world for someone named Carmen San Diego. It was like the Amazing Race... only simpler.



[2] KARATEKA

Before Tekken and Streetfighter, there was this game. It had many levels where you had to fight different henchmen... until you fight the leader. When you beat hi, you get to save the Princess. So I guess your prize is you get some nookie.



[3] TAIPAN

My favorite. And it's really simple. You're the captain of a trading ship. You travel from port to port buying low and selling high. Of course the item you trade get really rich quickly is OPIUM. But when you deal in opium, the risks are higher as more men will be after your booty. Yeah, it was fun to be a young drug dealer. And in this game, I was able to reach the highest level, that of a Ma Tsu.

state of the unsubcultured address

This is my 245th post... I only have 7 followers... some posts are funny, some are not... work still sucks... i download lots of movies... i don't go to the gym... i still have a stiff neck... not majorly pissed that arreneow lost to lasal... still miss the world cup... haven't bodyboarded for a long time... still single... i still drink beer or rhum... i've become less of a mallrat... i still smoke... i'm still crabby... i'm getting old... etc etc etc.

Friday, July 23, 2010

it's been 13 days and this futbol unsubcultured poser is still having withdrawal symptoms

i am blue eagle unsubcultured

"The Arreneow" has a long tradition of cheers and fight songs.
Die hards... as well as trying hards know each and every word.



I only know the most important 6 syllables...

GET THAT BALL
&
ONE BIG FIGHT

showbiz + cosmetology sub cult

Everyone's ranting about Charice Perpem-something's botox.

WHO DA FUCK CARES?!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

bali sub cult

There are lots of temples in Bali. But none as significant as this place of worship and adoration...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

boxing sub cult

THESE GUYS ARE PUSSIES



C'mon Floyd Gayweather, Manny's just a short guy right? So why don't you come out to fight?

tugs tugs tugs tugs tugs sub cult

Where or what the fuq is Republiq?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

robot sub cult

When I was a kid, I went crazy for Japanese animated shit every weeknight. They weren't called anime then. They were just cartoons to me. And because they were Japanese, they had awesome weapons and cheesy storylines. But what the hell. They blew my mind. I even drew robots during class naming one of my "creations" MEKAVOLTEZINGER A. Anyway, here are my fave my boob tube bots.

Monday - MEKANDA



Tuesday - DAIMOS



Wednesday - MAZINGER Z



Thursday -GRENDIZER



Friday - VOLTES V

This "bot" was my favorite. Five parts volting into one to form Voltes V. Today, some people still say "let's volt in" as an alternative to mag-meeting or mag-brainstorming tayo. He had lots of great weapons I just didn't understand why it was always the laser sword that killed the enemy.



Like I said, these bots had killa weapons. But none of them compared to the ultimate weapon that can only come from the creative/lecherous minds of Japanese animators. This robot came out on Wednesdays, alongside Mazinger Z.

Her name: APHRODITE A. And here's how she bombed the competition...

unsubcultured presents the world's shortest fairy tales

[1] Once upon a time, there was a man who won 1 billion dollars in the lottery. And he lived happily ever after.

[2] There once lived a man who's backyard was hectares and hectares of marijuana plants. And he lived happily ever after.

[3] Once there was a guy who had a harem full of all the sexiest and most beautiful celebrities in the world. And he lived happily ever after.

religion + working in media shit sub cult

This guy was lucky...



When he created the universe, there were no stupid clients to comment / make revisions on his work.

Something like... "Puwede bang mas deep blue pa yung kulay ng sky?"... "Baka mas maganda kung mas mabagal ang revolution ng Earth sa Sun."... "Okay talaga ang hitsura ng mga Leopard pero ok lang ba kung dalawa nalang ang ulo niya? Eto pa, puwede bang spots nalang ang Zebra imbes na stripes?"

Monday, July 19, 2010

parkour sub cult

In France, the sport is called PARKOUR...

[FROM WIKIPEDIA: Parkour , or l'art du d├ęplacement Which translates into "The Art of Movement" [1]English: the art of movement) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.[2] It is a non-competitive, physical discipline of French origin in which participants run along a route, attempting to negotiate obstacles in the most efficient way possible. Skills such as jumping and climbing, or the more specific parkour moves are employed. The object of parkour is to get from one place to another using only the human body and the objects in the environment. The obstacles can be anything in one's environment, but parkour is often seen practiced in urban areas because of the many suitable public structures available such as buildings and rails.]

In the Philippines, it's called AKYAT-BAHAY


Friday, July 16, 2010

unsubcultured pet peeve



I hate it when people in the office borrow chargers. Hey, you're phone came with a charger right? Is it toooooo motherfucking big for your bag?

So... my charger is like the town slut. Everyone has used it at one time or another.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

pinoy slang sub cult

"TEXT TEXT"

[got this from a friend's ym status message]
a. Appointment is not important enough to merit an exact time and place. b. "Let's play it by ear. Maybe I'll feel lazy and I won't be in the mood to see you." c. The improvisational nature of the Filipino temperament.

In other words, the most used SMS of people with gimmick-commitment issues.

Examples:

girl: you wanna watch eclipse later?
boy: uh... uhh... sure... text text later.

boy: tara inuman tayo. last time tayo nag inuman 3 years ago pa.
boy 2: ah sige. tignan natin... text text.

girl: na-promote ka daw. manlibre ka naman.
boy: text text

music sub cult

New on my Ipod...

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

pinoy slang sub cult

Ang pinaka-paborito kong mura in the lokal language ay kombinasyon ng dalawang English na mura...

PAKSHET

unsubcultured hopes to be philippine basketball subcultured by reading this book...

Monday, July 12, 2010

world cup watchers sub cult

Now that it's all over...



What are we gonna do?

unsubcultured bucket list item #5

Did my college thesis, revisions and all on a TYPEWRITER. CHECK.




How unsubcultured /old school can you get.

Friday, July 9, 2010

you've heard of drunken calls or drunken texts...

Here's my first ever drunken blog.

Hic.

unsubcultured presents a relic from back in the day



Kids, it's called a BEEPER.

  • Sleek/compact design [smaller than a mobile phone right?]
  • Easy communication [you didn't get jejemonic messages, just messages in straight English]

unsubcultured boob tube idea

Kung may Aquarium Channel...



...dapat meron ding SUNSET CHANNEL




24 hours. Pinapakita lang ang different sunsets sa buong mundo.

Naka-TM na yan. Walang gayahan.

unsubcultured bucket list items #3 & 4

Repeated first year high school. CHECK.



Glasses snatched/stolen by a Monkey in a temple in Bali. CHECK.

unsubcultured nba hoops opinion

Kung hindi pa kayo mag-champion niyan, isa na kayong malaking TANGA!!!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

unsubcultured bucket list item #2

Sleeping in bars after drinking too much. CHECK.

unsubcultured bucket list item #1

To wipe out in a major way bodyboarding in Bali. CHECK.

i am futbol unsubcultured...

...so I think this guy's hairdo helped him and his team win one over Germany. It gave the ball extra bounce.



Congrats to team ABG [anything but you know who]!

See, this World Cup is amazing. The plot twists are like those of Lost*.

*Note: I don't watch LOST but it's the first thing that came to mind

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

how to solve this rubik's cube shit the unsubcultured way

Step 1: Pissed you can only solve one face or area of this shit? Time to "think out of the box." Damn cliche.

Step 2: Twist it like so...


Step 3: Then break the damn thing into pieces...



Step 4: Then put it back together again. Easy as shit right?



Pure non geeky genius.

rugby sub cult

This is how kids play Rugby



This is how Pinoy streetkids "play" Rugby

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

hoops + bleagles + uaap sub cult

It's that time of the year again.

It's when I get mixed emotions on certain Thursdays and weekends... happy, sad, pissed, depressed, mad, melancholic, elated, excited, dazed, etc.

And it all depends on the fortunes of this team...