modern slang sub cult

TOP 3 PHRASES THAT HAVE BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES LATELY...

[1] BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

      Is there another way to communicate "you suck if you don't go to our event?"

[2] BLAST FROM THE PAST

      Is there another way to communicate "this pics are so effin old we look young and thin and  

      non-bald?"

[3] LOVE EEEET 
      Is there another way to communicate "I like your blank in a big, exaggerated way?"