- PHP 370,000 [of course neg, kahit papaano tatawad pa din naman kayo eh]
- 68,000 ++ kms
- Casa maintained
- Silver
+++EXTRA/ADDED FEATURES:
- Never used for fornication, front seat and back
- Never decorated with stupid, furry, stuffed animals
- Never decorated with uncool stickers like that yellow ribbon sticker
- Never used in robbery [not even cradle robbing]
- No one has ever died here [except probably some flies]
- Never used to run down a person [but it may have crossed my mind]
- Used as a "hotbox" so the good vibes will still linger
- Never used to pick up Quezon Avenue chicks
- Its music player never played Kpop, Lady Gaga songs or any other inane pop songs
- Never used to hang out in gas station convenient stores
- Never equipped with big ugly spoilers, wheels and any other cheesy car accessory
- Was never involved in the stupid sport called drag racing
- BEST OF ALL... Goes on AUTOPILOT mode whenever the driver goes home drunk
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