The "sometimes-I-surprise-myself" list of my favorite Fbook status messages
My feet are in dencios... my hand is on a beer... my head is in space... my heart is on the beach...
O.M.G im a G.O.M.
papasok pa lang pero gusto na umuwi
Dances w/ wolves + the last samurai + the matrix + pocahontas + robocop + lord of the rings = avatar
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you're so vain, you probably think this twit is about you
my diet is Cafe By the Ruined
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You know its trapik when you can log on to facebook on your cel while driving and make a really long status message like this shit
thinks he's drunk, unless his alcohol content says otherwise
Now I know why I'm not married. Enough people are nagging me everyday.
succumbed to beer pressure
Kakulay ng shirt ko yung toilet duck liquid sa cr. hassels
Too many packing volunteers is a good thing.
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Naalala mo yung pa-cool na tshirt na binili mo samidnight madness? O yung masikip na shorts na nakuha mo sa kris kringle last year? O yung baduy na long sleeves na pasalubong sayo ng DOM na tito mo? O yung lonta na ineregalo sayo ng dati mong gf o bf? Wag na hintayin mabulok sa cabinet mo ang mga yan! Those clothes ...can warm a flood survivor's day. Donate to ABS-CBN SAGIP KAPAMILYA Sct Bayoran beside Alex III, QC
anignat 24 okan
Drunk, moderately
To paraphrase Katy Perry: "i saw a girl kiss a girl... And i liked it...
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Definition of a hangover: when the alcohol molecules are having too much fun partying in your system and they don't want to leave
the only thing i like about harry potter is the first syllable on his family name.
Imaginary Heavenly conversation: Francism: welcome to the great hood in the sky my soul brotha... MJ: But you're not black... you're brown. Francism: Hey, you ain't black too... you're white
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says give Michael Phelps a break. He may be a swimmer but maybe he really wants to fly.
"wala pa nung FHM, wala pa nung MAXIM. Wala pa nung UNO or MANUAL, mero nang TIKTIK"
