If DC superheroes had Twitter or Facebook, their status messages would probably look like these...
thinks that Captain America is hot

is in Argentina now. Will be in Anchorage, Alaska in 30 minutes [more or less] to attend a wedding

is drinking beers with my bff Clark Kent while watching another hilarious episode of Heroes

is attending another Sidekicks Anonymous meeting later

Has anyone seen my damn ring?

Must.get.my.utility.belt.out.of.this.damn.washing.machine.
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