discovery channel tv plug jingle, unsubcultured version

I love alcohol
I love beer
But now I can't drink
Because I have gout

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I love women
I love g2g action
Specially when they're both hot

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I love downloading
I love netsurfing
I love Fbook status messages
That's all I do at work

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I love malling
I love buying useless stuff
I love wasting money
and regretting it after

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I love the ocean
I love bodyboarding
I love getting wasted on the beach
And regretting it after

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I love channel surfing
It gets my fingers moving
I love the History Channel
More than MTV

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I love basketball
I love the Blue Eagles
But if they lose
I'll just drink some more

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I love my Honda
Her name is Apols
She takes me everywhere

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I love my gadgets
I love my Ipod
I love my Laptop
I love my LCD TV

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I love the whole world
Specially on Saturday and Sunday
I love doing nothing
And staring into space

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