Simple lang...
[1] Just have basic knowledge about the game - the rules, the players, the teams. Google before every match.
[2] When someone yells "off-side," don't ask what that means. Just say "aah..."
[3] When someone scores, yell like everybody else does.
[4] Shout "good save" when the goalkeeper prevents the ball from entering the net.
[5] When a player goes down during a tackle, you can behave two ways...
a. You shout that it was muthafuckin dirty play
b. You shout that the fallen player was over-acting. Usually this happens with a "star player"
[6] Safest rule of all: just shut up, drink your beer, eat your pulutan, and watch the hot fan gurls. Those are the reasons you're watching the game anyway.
Or groan when one team scores if the majority of the audience is for the opposing team!
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