community sub cult

The TV series community has lots of cool supporting cast members --- like the old guy who isn't Chevy Chase and Starburns. But the coolest of the kewl is a guy who was introduced to the show just recently --- the school's awesome party animal... MAGNITUDE!

Pop-pop!!!

unsubcultured academy awards

The usual shit won the academy awards... so I'm making my own...

Best geeks shall inherit the earth movie - THE SOCIAL NETWORK

Best lesbian love scene - BLACK SWAN

Best "you-leave-the-movie house-with-an-I-don't-get-it-reaction" - INCEPTION

Best title of a movie which also happens to be the title of a song but the two seem unrelated - THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

Best new kinda family - THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

Best Gatorade commercial - 127 HOURS

Best foreign language film - TOY STORY [Back-to-factory settings Buzz Lightyear rocks!]

this is weird but...

I haven't been drinking alcohol for two weeks. Not a single drop. I know I'll drink this weekend so that'll break my "fast." And smoking? I haven't been doing it for more than a month.

hollywood tv series sub cult

I tried to watch CALIFORNICATION starring David Duchovny, but stopped at around 5-10 minutes into episode 1 of season 1...



WHERE'S SCULLY?
WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?
WHERE IS THE CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN?

oscar awards sub cult prediction...

THIS MONDAY MORNING, PINOY TIME, THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE* WILL GO TO MY PICK...







[*because this is the only nominee i've seen... plus the only scene i watched in Black Swan was the lesbian love scene... and I can watch it TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!]

what is the meaning of EDSA to the unsubcultured

Today, we [some Pinoys, but mostly ass-kicking politicians] celebrate the 25th anniversary of the EDSA PEOPLE POWER REVOLUTION that kicked the Marcoses out and put the Aquinos in.

So after all these years, what is the meaning of "EDSA" to me?



IT'S JUST ANOTHER MOTHER-EFFIN
ROAD I TAKE IN ORDER TO GET TO
MAKATI TO DRINK WITH MY FRIENDS.

the ultimate psycho ex -girlfriend song

Soko - I'll Kill Her

so, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
you were supposed to call me tonight
we would have gone to the cinema
and, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street

we would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
and then a walk in a park together, how beautiful idea!
you would have said "i love you" in the cutest place on earth
where some little boys are dancing with the fairies

i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, i swear...

i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

i would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
they would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
i would have met your dad, i would have met your mum
she would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"

so we would have had a boy called tom and a girl called susan, born in japan

i thought it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
i thought it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...

me neither. i'll kill her
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's clever-less
she'll dump your arse for a model called brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, you know, i swear, i swear ...

i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

man, i told you, you know, if i find her,
i really, i, i mean, i'll kill her, for real!
it's like for sure, you have to know, uh,
i mean, you know, i can do it, man,
i'll kill her.

when morning office stress hits, i seek thy blog for solace

WTF sex [or the lack of it ] sub cult moment

Barangay Ayala Alabang Requires Condom Buyers to Present Prescription | Southomer

Read all about it...

http://southomer.com/news-2/barangay-ayala-alabang-requires-condom-buyers-to-present-prescription

unsubcultured question...

WHO IS "THE MAN?"

I've seen a lot of movies where the characters refer to "THE MAN." So who da eff is he/she/it?

Aaccording to the urban dictionary:

1. n. (derogatory, semi-proper) Term used to describe any class of people who wield power and are seen as oppressive. See also whitey, big brother, corporate america, the establishment (Please note, these synonyms are used as examples of groups who have been called "The Man," and should not be construed as a racist attack)

2. n. (derogatory, proper) Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer. See also, pig, asshole, nazi, fascist.

WELL, HERE'S WHAT I HOPE "THE MAN" DOES...

[1] RAISE MY SALARY... OR GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS.
[2] INCREASE MALL HOURS
[3] WORLD PEACE

unsubcultured on the average

Average...

time spent in the john --- 45 mins
hours of sleep --- 6 hrs
hours of sleep when sleeping drunk --- 5 hrs
time spent driving to work --- 25 mins
number of bottles of beer on gimiks --- 7
time spent driving to Elyu --- 5.5 hrs
number of cigs in a day [without gimik, when i was still smoking] --- 1
time spent malling on weekdays --- 1 .5 hrs
time spent malling on weekends --- 4 hrs
time spent on facebook --- 2 hrs
speed on sctex before getting an overspeeding ticket --- 120 kph
speed on sctex after getting an overspeeding ticket --- 100 kph
time before my a.d.d self loses its concentration and shifts its attention to another thing --- 1 minute
times I get pissed off at the office in one workday --- 5
minutes spent watching a basketball game --- 17 minutes (12 minutes during the first quarter and then my short attention span kicks in and i switch channels or surf the net... Then the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter)
time spent jogging everyday --- 0 hrs

saturday night live + hollywood + rakenrol sub cult

I can't help but HEADBANG to a certain part of the song "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY" by Queen whenever it's played. BLAME IT ON THIS MOVIE...



It's almost "Pavlovian".

disney + fairy tales sub cult

Who is my favorite among the seven dwarfs?

DOPEY. For obvious reasons.

WTF fashion unsubcultured moment

Just saw a woman wearing purple boots. PURPLE FUCKING BOOTS!

It matched well with her purple top too.

But, I'll give her a Purple Heart [the medal they give to US Soldiers]... for bravery in the face of mocking eyes who hate all fashion victims.

nba sub cult

melo is now a knick. who fucking cares! maybe only spike lee.

trashy tv + romans sub cult

The only reason I watch SPARTACUS...



FROM IMDB:
Born and raised in Cape Town, South Africa, Lesley-Ann Brandt is fast becoming one of the hottest South African exports via New Zealand. Lesley-Ann immigrated with her parents and younger brother to Auckland New Zealand in 1999. She started her career as a model and soon drew the attention of local casting directors who encouraged her to get into acting classes. In 2008 with a stream of local and international TV commercials on her resume and having taken the advice by working with various NZ and Australian acting coaches, Lesley-Ann landed her first lead role in the hit television series 'Diplomatic Immunity', starring opposite Craig Parker (of Spartacus, Lord of the Rings and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans), quickly moving her into the hearts of the nation.

beer pong sub cult

The sport/game/whatever of Beer Pong has become a hit. I just read in Maxim that some people go around USA, compete in tournaments, and earn a living on that. It's getting to be popular in the Philippines too and it can be the next Poker or something.

Anyway, I know someone who could be good at Beer Pong,
Forrest, Forrest Gump. But people call him Forrest Gump.

freegan sub cult

While listening to the radio on the way to work, I learned about a new sub cult: Being a FREEGAN. Basically, they eat by getting food from supermarket trash. But no, they ain't poor. They have jobs and they do live in homes like you and I. But "eating for free" is a lifestyle choice.

Really? Surprised? Check this out as the freegans talk, uh, "trash..."

http://freegan.info/

office shit sub cult

My "akala niya kung sino siyang magaling" na officemate accused me of forwarding and not reading an email about revisions on a flier we were doing. As it turns out, the revision was not forwarded to me but to another officemate of mine.

Moral of the story: WHEN YOU ARE ACCUSING SOMEONE OF SOMETHING, BE SURE HE IS GUILTY OF IT. OTHERWISE, I LET YOU EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PRIDE FOR LUNCH AND MERIENDA.

To use an old school taunt my grade school classmates used to say back in the day: PAHIYA KA ANO!

nba hoops + mythology sub cult

This is Isiah Thomas. One great point guard... until Michael Jordan and the Bulls powered past them in the 90s. He retired eventually and became a coach, a GM and the head honcho of the CBA [the predecessor of the NBA d-league].




I call Isiah the anti-Midas touch guy. You all know about the mythological king who turned everything he touched into gold right?

Anyway, Mr. Thomas is the "ANTI-MIDAS" because everything he touched turned to the shittiest shit. He coached Indiana with big name players. They sucked. He lorded it over the CBA? Where is the league now? Missing and never to be found. He got a job as GM of the Knicks and we all know that was a total fuck up.

Maybe he should just act as a GM with the Knicks on the video game, NBA 2k11. BUT HE MIGHT FUCK UP THAT THING TOO.

ancient horny romans + gladiators + tacky tv series sub cult

The unsubcultured two-liner review.



Same shit. Different horny romans. Obviously done just to milk the tits out of more female characters.

[Don't get me wrong. I AM ENJOYING THIS TACKY SHIT!!!]

boxing + hoops sub cult

Great Sunday for sports.

Awesome SLAM to the face of Montiel by Donaire [when Montiel was down, he actually shook and it was scary for a bit]. Another Pinoy wins over another Mexican. Chicanos must really hate Pinoy ass right now.



Great KNOCK-OUT win by Blake Griffin over Javale McGee to be the newest slam dunk king.

advertising + boxing sub cult

I have newfound respect for the ad industry because of this awesome ad...

ABSOLUTely UNSUBCULTURED

fashion shit sub cult

DANSEN. What da fuck is that? Is that a label? Does it even exist? Find out why this unknown, sold in the SM department store brand is the "hot topic" nowadays...

http://www.stylebible.ph/fashion/style-report/the-dansen-debacle#comments

facebook sub cult

MY PET PEEVE AS OF THE MOMENT IS THIS "VIRUS" ON FACEBOOK...

"Hey [STATE THE NAME] I cant believe it, I actually got a free ipad to test out and keep. They are only giving away a limited supply, so I'm showing you this. There are still giving them away from the new years overstock! I absolutely LOVE the iPad :)"

unsubcultured is now a reformed overspeeder...

FLASHBACK to Feb 12, Saturday. Got caught over speeding at the SCTEX. I was doing 131 on a highway with a 100kph speed limit. The radar got me. The deputy gave me a ticket and confiscated my driver's license.

FAST FORWARD to Feb 16, Wednesday. My office mate gave me a number of a guy who "works" at the LTO who I can call or text so that I cut the red tape when I retrieve my license. He knows people on the inside and I can get my shit faster... of course, for a fee. Did not call the guy because I wanted to do this thing the right way. SHYEAH RIGHT.

FAST A BIT MORE FORWARD to today. I wake up early to get to the LTO early. And I see a long line of traffic violators. My kind of people. A man approaches me and offers to make the process "faster." I ask for his name and number and I find out that he was the man my officemate was telling me about. HOW SEREPENDIPITOUS. Took it as a sign to be part of our hopelessly corrupt system. I thought, better that than wasting a perfectly good day attending some seminar at the LTO which can last until 4pm. No weh, Jose. The self righteous peeps might be reading this shit with mad eyes by now.

Good thing I had the Ipad while waiting for corruption to bring back my license to me. It was a big help in killing time. All I did was read Maxim magazines. And thanks to that I now know about Ron Artest, threesomes and serial killer myths.

Did I learn my lesson? Yep. I will not overspeed during the morning. That's when all the pigs are awake. But I can overspeed at night, when every cop's lazy ass is in some beer house getting wasted.

So I was out there by 11am. Did not take the seminar. Did not take the test. Wish I could say I stayed on to experience all that for journalism blog sake.

But I ain't cut out for that.

shoe fetish sub cult

MY NEXT TARGET IS A SEBAGO. BLACK. SUEDE. GANDA.

hypocritical catholic church + inquisition sub cult

Read this and weep [for the country]. They warned us about the anti-christ. Now I think I know who they are. These mothers are living in ancient times.

"This I received: an announcement read before Holy Communion at the Santuario de San Jose. Read and be angry."
by Marites Danguilan Vitug on Thursday, 17 February 2011 at 08:54

ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE COMMUNION

In faithfulness to the call of the Holy Father Pope Benedict XVI, His Eminence Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales, the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP), the Parish Pastoral Council of Sanctuario de San Jose would like to implore all parishioners to reject the RH Bill recently approved by the Lower House on the grounds it is not only unconstitutional and ineffective but immoral and evil.

In this connection, we would like to advise parishioners who promote or support the RH Bill NOT (repeat NOT) to receive Holy Communion until they go to Sacramental Confession and renounce the RH Bill. The Holy Eucharist is the Sacrament of all Sacraments where Jesus Christ, the Son of God and Our Lord and Savior is present in his true body and blood, his true humanity and divinity. The Church forbids receiving Holy Communion if we are not in a state of grace, meaning we have not committed a mortal sin. Because the RH Bill is inherently immoral and evil, recommending, supporting, defending, promoting and practicing its provisions and tenets constitute a mortal sin against many of the 10 commandments.

While we realize this admonition may be received with some controversy, we wish to clarify this is not a condemnation of sinners, but a condemnation of sins and a call to the sacrament of reconciliation.

Disobedience to the Pope, represented by our Cardinals, Bishops and Priests, is disobedience to God. If you are uncertain about the reasons for why the Church opposes the RH Bill, we implore you to attend talks organized by your parish, read and study the bill, the 1987 Constitution where we implore the aid of our almighty God and commit to protect the sanctity of life, Humana Vitae, the 1968 Encyclical of Pope Paul VI, the Bible and other good books we will make available for sale outside the church. The duty and responsibility for educating our children lies not in the school but in the home, which is the first school, so it is incumbent upon parents to be well-informed so they can form their own children.

The Parish Pastoral Council of Sanctuario de San Jose stands one and united with our local Bishops and Cardinals, with His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI and our Lord Jesus Christ in this fight against evil, and we implore the aid of God the Holy Spirit in guiding us as we fulfill the will of God. Thank you.

zombie + gaming sub cult

WHAT AN AWESOME TRAILER FOR A ZOMBIE FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME CALLED DEAD ISLAND...



HOPE THEY MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS TOO!

what if one movie character replied to another movie character #10

"I'm the king of the world"
- Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic.


"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin"
- Al Pacino, The Devil’s Advocate

unsubcultured style guide...

Shoes come and go but IMHO, this is the only shoe/sneaker/kicks that will never go out of style...

running sub cult

RUNS, sponsored by big companies done usually early Sunday morning, is the new clubbing, the new lechon manok, the new shawarma, the new Zagu, the new badminton. So in my eyes, RUNNERS are the new party animals, the new hipsters. Good thing I ain't one of them.

hoops sub cult

One more reason my MJ is greater than KB. One is aptly called "HIS AIRNESS." The other calls himself "THE BLACK MAMBA." WTF is a blackmamba?

showbiz sub cult

"HAPPY YIPEE YEHEY"
- new noontime show in the Philippines

"Yippe-ka-yay
motherfucker"

- Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane, Die Hard

boxing + pop music sub cult

TAGALOG: Jinastin Bieber ni Manny Pacquiao ang kanyang buhok.
ENGLISH: Manny Pacquiao just "BIEBERED" his hair.

pinoy komiks sub cult

Never was subcultured. But check out this blog [it SEEMS informative]...

http://komiklopedia.wordpress.com/

office shit + rolling stone magazine 90s ad campaign + 500 days of summer lovers sub cult

I work in the 10th floor of relatively hi-tech, modern building. We have lots PCs and editing/post prod machines. But in reality, when you look into the core of it, my workplace looks like a cheap eatery.

PERCEPTION....................REALITY.....................


Ganun talaga mag-order ng trabaho ang kliyente. Parang nasa pansitan lang. I want this. And I want it now. And we give in to what client wants... because we love money. And we are all whores.

wrestling sub cult

My mother's maiden name is BAUTISTA. And we're Pinoy. So is there a snowball's chance in hell that I'm related to this guy?



From Wikipedia:

Batista was born the son of David Michael Bautista, who is Filipino and Donna Raye Bautista, who is Greek. His parents separated (and eventually divorced). His paternal grandparents were also from the Philippines as his grandfather served in the military, worked as a taxicab driver, barber, and other jobs to feed the family.

taking a break from all sub cultures to go drinking on the beach...

February


Twelve


Twenty


Eleven


Afternoon


Saturday


At


Iba


Zambales


Luzon


Philippines


Just


Chilling


with


Rum


in


hand


Staring at the sea