Every January, hell comes in the form of a religious procession in honor of the Black Nazarene. It's exciting watching it on TV... in fact I chose to watch it over an NBA basketball game.
It was pure, unadulterated chaos as crowds and crowds and crowds of devotees tried to hold or at least wipe their cloth on the image of the Black Jesus.
They even stepped on heads and shoulders to get to the Nazarene. Heavy metal rock concert? Political riots in foreign countries. NAAAAH. This one is wilder.