bata palang ako unsubcultured na

When I was a kid, I thought that this woman's name was...



SERGEANT TINA.

Don't remember who or what gave me the idea. Later on, I found out her real name. Evita Peron pala. Wife of the Argentine dictator. Someone like Imelda Marcos. Only hotter.

fiesta ni san juan sub cult

Today is the feast of St John the Baptist... or San Juan. So if you don't wanna get wet, don't set foot on San Juan, Metro Manila and Balayan Batangas.

To make this feast day "cooler", I propose that they should always have a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.

netherworlds sub cult

Opening line from the greatest TV show ever...

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call...

unsubcultured hates this annoying piece of shit

unsubcultured presents the official drink of noypi funerals

Last time I had this was when someone died.

rizalista sub cult

Belated happy birthday Gat Jose Rizal!



MAGPAINOM KA NAMAN!!!

death metal sub cult

Definition from Wikipedia: an extreme subgenre of heavy metal. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Mas makikinig pa ako sa Country music o opera o classical o kundiman, kesa sa ganitong walang kwentang, pampaingay sounds lang.



I guess you can't tell these guys to GO TO HELL. Because they will surely love it there.

i am wizardry unsubcultured

Never read the books. Never watched the movies.

The only thing I like about him is the first syllable of his family name.

hindi trip ni unsubcultured ang garage rock sub cult

unsubcultured greets all fafas advance happy father's day

[for you young kids and other unsubcultured people, that guy above is Hugh Hefner, founder/owner/main man of Playboy magazine]

unsubcultured presents legends of the PBA

Sonny Cabatu
Pongky Alolor
Mukesh Advani
Romy Mamaril

[hirap gu-moogle ng pics]

cheesy pop ballads sub cult

Heard this on the radio this morning: Graham Russell & Russell Hitchcock, of AIR SUPPLY met on May 12, 1975, the first day of rehearsals for “Jesus Christ Superstar” in Sydney, Australia; they became instant friends with their common love for The Beatles and, of course, singing. Got the rest of the story from http://www.airsupplymusic.com/bio.shtml



I guess we can blame JC for this unholy union of cheesy balladeers.

confucianism sub cult

CONFUCIUS SAY...



UNSUBCULTURED IS THE NEW CULTURED

history + insulares/peninsulares + indio + football sub cult

I was stunned to see a fully packed Handle Bar last night.
Lots of people came out to see Spain vs Switzerland
[during the ivory coast vs portugal game, the bar wasn't packed].
I guess after all these years we are still under their rule...



That's why when Switzerland scored a "chamba" goal to beat them, we INDIOS couldn't help but laugh at the stunned conyitos and conyitas in the audience.

porn sub cult

gratuitous pussy shot

nba hoops + brian scalabrine fan club sub cult

The reason why the Boston Celtics haven't swept the Los Angeles Lakers in this year's NBA finals...



...is because this guy isn't playing.

He's so popular he even has a religious order named after him...

football sub cult

The art of being a poser or "posing" during the World Cup



Simple lang...

[1] Just have basic knowledge about the game - the rules, the players, the teams. Google before every match.

[2] When someone yells "off-side," don't ask what that means. Just say "aah..."

[3] When someone scores, yell like everybody else does.

[4] Shout "good save" when the goalkeeper prevents the ball from entering the net.

[5] When a player goes down during a tackle, you can behave two ways...
a. You shout that it was muthafuckin dirty play
b. You shout that the fallen player was over-acting. Usually this happens with a "star player"

[6] Safest rule of all: just shut up, drink your beer, eat your pulutan, and watch the hot fan gurls. Those are the reasons you're watching the game anyway.

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Boracay edition]

Since I am soooooo "Bora" unsubcultured, eto lang alam ko...

LONGGA fucking BURGER

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Baguio edition]

Since I don't go to Baguio often [even if I consider it home],
there are only three choices so far...

[1] 456 sa Session Road

[2] Andok's lechon manok or liempo

[3] Balut sa Burnham

unsubcultured presents a relic from back in the day

Never used it to learn songs. I just read it for the jokes and the feuds between the hiphops, mga metal and the punks.

unsubcultured shout out: belated happy independence day Pinas!

[hindi dahil unsubcultured ako, nalimutan ko ang date. wala lang akong internet access kapag weekend]

ripley's + alternative pinoy music sub cult

when I googled "unsubcultured" these geeky scientific stuff came out...

[Spontaneous and induced programmed cell death in suspension cell ...

- 3 Jun

by QZ Xia - 2005 - Cited by 3 - Related articles
Senescence occurred when the cells were unsubcultured. The cells began to lose their viabilities on the 17th day, and on the 21th day oligonucleosomal sized ...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16231696

Senescent cells are resistant to death despite low Bcl-2 level ...

by M Sasaki - 2001 - Cited by 33 - Related articles
The level of Bcl-2 at the time of H2O2 treatment did not change from that of unsubcultured cells (data not shown). The rate of cell death was determined by ...
linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0047637401002810 - Similar


Differentiation of the Vegetative and Sporogenous Phases of the ...

by D Erikson - 1948 - Cited by 32 - Related articles
unsubcultured for the 5-month period. Of the 10 frequently subcultured strains in the vegetative phase, seven produced uniform characteristic growth on ...
mic.sgmjournals.org/cgi/reprint/2/3/252.pdf - Similar

futbol sub cult

For the next few weeks, unsubcultured
will be a "beautiful game" poser...




And I'm doing it for the beer.

tourism + posers sub cult

"backpackers are just tourists with less money.

what's so cool about that?"

- a friend's status message on facebook

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [San Juan/San Fernando, LU edition]

[1] May mga tatlong Burger Machine mula sa beach sa San Juan hanggang San FDO

[2] Se Bay roadside eatery para sa lugaw o mami na sine-serve ng masungit na tindera

[3] Secret spot namin - carinderia sa may Poro Point

[4] Kung may bukas pa na lechon manukan

[5] Kung wala na talaga, eh di SKYFISH [see previous blog]

politics sub cult

May JOINT SESSION pala ang congress today.



SAMA KAMI DIYAN!

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [walang makain sa beach edition]

Ang recipe ng SKYFISH



1. Mag order ng isang latang Sardines in tomato sauce sa tindahan...
2. Samahan ng madaming Sky flakes
3. Kahit alas onse na, kulitin ang kusina para ipa-gisa ang Sardinas
4a. Ihalo at dikdikin ang Sky flakes sa ginisang Sardines
4b. Or habang nasa pakete pa lang, I-crush na ang Sky flakes at ihalo sa ginisang sardines.
5. O ayan food trip na. Sarap pa samahan ng smb o granma, yosi at malakas na ulan.

the unsubcultured guide to food trip for the wasted [Makati edition]

Haf Chang [or whatever spelling it is]
Not just any branch... dapat yung sa sidestreet off Makati avenue sa may kanto ng Shakeys ata yun.

Rufo's
Dapat yung sa Kalayaan

Chickboy
Bago ito... sa Jupiter st.

Filling Station
Yung diner sa Burgos st. where you can enjoy your meals while watching lotsa "working girls" after work

Rai Rai Ken
Jap food sa Pasay road

KAPAG LASHENG KA NA, LAHAT YAN MASARAP!

i am futbol unsubcultured...

That's why this world cup, I am betting my 100 bucks [which can turn to 1,500++ plus if i win] on this team...



Hey, they're third world too like us so why not.

Pare, galingan mo ah...

rockeoke sub cult

Read in the newspaper that there will no longer be Rockeoke nights at Magnet. So why am I not pissed, or sad or outraged?



I'm so unsubcultured, I've never even been to one [even if all of my friends had].

old pinoy words sub cult

Ano ang "KWAN?"

Simple lang. Ang "KWAN" ay isang old school word na ginagamit ng mga Noypi kapag di nila maalala yung pangalan ng isang tao o di ma-i-describe ang bagay na tinutukoy nila.

For example:

"Naiinis talaga ako kay KWAN."

"Inday, nalinisan mo na ba yung KWAN?"

"Sino ba ang naniniwala sa KWAN na yan."

"Ilan KWAN ba ang nainom natin kagabi?"

Gets? Ang pinaka-matindi dito ay, naiintindihan ng kausap mo ang bagay o taong tinutukoy mo.

Ayus, ngayon kailangan ko na mag-logout kasi gagawin ko pa yung KWAN ko.

culinary sub cult

You'll know that the end of the world is near when...



...all carinderias/canteens/households stop serving monggo on Fridays!

constructive criticism uncultured

"please tell producer din na gandahan naman. honestly the last one sent looks like a powerpoint presentation. :( thanks!"

[WELL AT LEAST NAG THANKS]

fighting fish sub cult

Balita ko, okay daw ang mga Aquarium sa...



Air Force 1, Palasyo de Don Pedro, Kremlin, Sylvanus, etc

unsubcultured is a badass in his Tandang Sora hood

My drug dealer...



My pimp...



My bitch...



My ho...



My homies...

unsubcultured gas station convenience store question

Anong mayroon sa mga ganito at ginagawang gimikan/tambayan ng mga noypi?

hoops sub cult

Bad trip, LAKERS-CELTICS nanaman sa finals ampotah.



Sawang-sawang-sawa nako sa mga ito!

the muppet show + oldfart sub cult

Remember Statler and Waldorf?



They could be the coolest old geezers I've ever seen. At the Muppet Show, they turned heckling into an art form. Because of that, they are a source of inspiration for me and many of my friends. Hell, some of my friends even look and sound like them.

Googled some of their famous lines:

WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!
(Weezer video)

STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?

WALDORF: What’s all the commotion about?
STATLER: Waldorf, the bunny ran away!
WALDORF: Well, you know what that makes him -
BOTH: Smarter than us!
(Muppet Vision 3D)

Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it. __________________

S: Waldorf!! Wake up! Here come the bikinis!
W: Oh boy! Let's syncronize our pace makers!

Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: It ends.

unsubcultured shouts out to the universe

Sabi nila, pag sumigaw ka daw sa "universe [whoever that is]" ng mga trip mo, makukuha mo daw. So ito ang mga "shout out" ko...

[1] Pengeng 99 gazillion dollars!

[2] Chex, chex, chex, chex, chex, chex!!!

[3] Please, pagalingin mo naman ako sa lahat ng isports?! Please?

[4] More people and more machines sa trabaho [but then again, kung mayaman nako, anong paki ko sa trabaho?]

[5] Laging may alon, glassy, malinis, minimum overhead, kahit summer

[6] Tumino na ang gobyerno. Sana

[7] Walang traffic

[8] Walang makukulit sa trabaho [but then again, kung mayaman nako, anong paki ko sa trabaho?]

[9] Umabot ng 150 pounds na walang ginagawa [at hindi dahil sa sakit]

un sub count

157 posts...

7 followers...

3 ads...

1092 page hits [most of them by the blog owner]...

ah... ah... ah... ah...

unsubcultured misses these pop cultured tv shows from the 90s...

don't panic it's organic sub cult

One of my wildest organic hits happened way back during my high school years. I was in Baguio with family friends when something like this danced inside my head...



So yeah, I can say that I saw a "kaleidsocope world" even before my idol, FrancisM began singing about one.

ultra right wing catholic sub cult

My sister, who goes to church everyday and maybe even twice on sunday... who almost looks like a barkada of my mom [they even share clothes] believes in three things...

[1] Masons are the antichrist

[2] Rock music is the devil's music

[3] 666 or the mark of the devil is coming soon via a number embedded inside our skin for credit-card like purposes

There's more but I usually tune out when she speaks.