surfing sub cult

A 3-day convention about surfing? I wonder what they'll talk about for three days. Plus wouldn't they rather be in a real surfing beach in Elyu, Zamba, Baler or even Siargao [as opposed to a pool with... uh... non-mutha nature made waves]?



Anyway, possible topics in a 3 day surfing convention...

• What to do with jellyfish stings
• The best after surf liquor --- beer? tanduay? gin? granma?
• Which surfer is a good guitar player, who has a great bonfire singing voice?
• The physics of a "drop-in"
• How to know if the forecast on wetsand.com is wrong
• New surf terms and hand signals
• Chismis session about the local surfers/characters in every surfspot
• Watch another surf video/movie for the umpteenth time
• Study the psychology of stokedness
• The best surf shops
• The best line-up pick-up lines
• Wipe-outers Anonymous: open forum on your worse wipeouts
• How to spot a poser in every surfspot
• Debate between goofy and regular surfers
• Intellectual film discussion about the movie "Blue Crush"
• Discussion on the best food spots
• Surfers' favorite organic drugs
• Workshop on what do when there are no waves
• Bodyboarders/wakeboarders/kiteboarders/windsurfers/wakeboarders insult session