Thursday, March 24, 2011

playing cards gaming sub cult

This is the infamously famous [among drunks] game of KINGS.



Objective of the game is well... to get drunk. And for one really unlucky person to get drunk more than the other motherfuckers playing the game.

[1] Spread the cards around the table like the one above. Now what is the significance of the damn plastic cup in the middle? You'll find out later.

[2] Each player [there is no limit to the number of players but it would be really lonely and pathetic if only two people are playing. What, you don't have friends?] picks a card from the pile and shows it too all the players. WARNING: Don't break the card chain... or else, you drink. Which you are actually doing anyway so what the fuck right?

[3] Each card has an equivalent activity or consequence...

ACE - make a rule... [could be any rule... for example: everyone has to say "diba" at the end of the sentence or someone has to dance before he talks... or you can't speak in English allthroughout the game] whoever breaks the rule, you guessed it, DRINKS.

2 - shout out something [your call... shout whatever you decide upon... ex: "sex", or "sex"] whoever shouts last DRINKS.

3 - person on the card picker's right DRINKS.

4 - four fingers on the table... whoever does it last... tan da da daaan DRINKS

5 - choose someone else to DRINK

6 - chicks DRINK [if you are all guys and you still play this game without girls ,then you are PATHETIC LOSERS]

7 - guys DRINK

8 - hold your ear... whoever does this last, well, you know the CONSEQUENCE

9 - make a rhyme... card picker starts it off followed by the person next to him. whoever fucks up... DRINKS

ex... player 1: my name is gab
player 2: and all i do is grab
player 3: i eat crab

and so on and so forth...

10 - social/everyone DRINKS

JACK - categories... card picker gets to pick a category, for example: black female porn stars, he/she starts it off followed by the next person...whoever fucks up or can't think of anything DRINKS

QUEEN - questions... what does this exactly mean? Let me TRY to explain... the card picker gets to ask a question and then picks another random player [not necessarily the person next to him]... the next person also asks a question and picks another player... the next player also acts a question... and so on and so forth.

Note that the person picked DOES NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION POSED but poses another question.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Player 1: GAB, are you rich and good looking?
Gab: Sol, do you miss Stephan?
Sol: Sandy, are you lesbian?

and so on and so forth...

KING - put a bit of your drink on the plastic cup/glass in the center of the table... last person to draw the last KING drinks everything from the cup/glass in the center. O

Of course the center cup could hold a merry mix up of drinks every drinker who has drawn the king has poured onto it... like beer, rhum, gin, etc.

GAME ENDS when last guy or loser drinks everything from the center cup.

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