Monday, February 21, 2011

nba hoops + mythology sub cult


This is Isiah Thomas. One great point guard... until Michael Jordan and the Bulls powered past them in the 90s. He retired eventually and became a coach, a GM and the head honcho of the CBA [the predecessor of the NBA d-league].




I call Isiah the anti-Midas touch guy. You all know about the mythological king who turned everything he touched into gold right?

Anyway, Mr. Thomas is the "ANTI-MIDAS" because everything he touched turned to the shittiest shit. He coached Indiana with big name players. They sucked. He lorded it over the CBA? Where is the league now? Missing and never to be found. He got a job as GM of the Knicks and we all know that was a total fuck up.

Maybe he should just act as a GM with the Knicks on the video game, NBA 2k11. BUT HE MIGHT FUCK UP THAT THING TOO.

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