Showing posts with label peacocking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peacocking. Show all posts

Friday, January 21, 2011

office shit sub cult



Another variation of "Peacocking" in the workplace is that thing we call, for lack of a better term, and who would want to name this act anyway, AIR GOLF. It's like air guitar only you do an imaginary golf swing while peacocking around the office. Yeah, no one gets hit with your imaginary ball but to watch someone actually do it is excruciatingly painful. It reeks of phoniness. We don't care if you play an expensive sport, asshole.



Monday, January 10, 2011

rat race sub cult

Since I work in a media company, my officemates' favorite sport [which i hate] is...



PEACOCKING

I most specially hate it when they shout out loud when they speak to other people on the phone or in front of them and they make it loud enough for everyone to hear. Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, you're very busy and you're doing a motherfucking good job.

[No, I don't work for NBC]