Showing posts with label aliens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aliens. Show all posts

Friday, July 8, 2011

sci fi movies + aliens sub cult

ET, The Predator, Alf, Mork, the aliens in the Aliens movie series, Jor El, Kal El, all aliens in Men In Black, the ID4 aliens... etc etc etc...

They've got nothing on what could possibly be the world's coolest alien...



Paul!

He's one of the few ETs who talk and act just like any ordinary man... in other words, rude & smart alecky.

Watch the flick. It's damn funny.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

history channel + aliens sub cult

Been watching a lot of "ancient aliens" docus on the History Channel recently and they have theorized that these motherfuckers could actually be our ancestors...

So in other words, Planet Earth is just one planet we Earthlings happened to colonize. What could be our home planet then? Krypton?

Friday, March 18, 2011

unsubcultured film review: BATTLE LOS ANGELES

Reasons why I give the flick a thumbs down:

[o1] There was no President of the USA character giving an inspiring speech like this one:

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[02] There was no cocky, black Air Force Pilot who used to be called The Fresh Prince

[3] Related to that, Vivica Fox isn't in the movie

[4] Michelle Rodriguez plays a tough soldier... AGAIN. C'mon Hollywood, a little imagination please. She's already languishing in typecast hell

[5] I think the aliens came from the same SFX/MAKE UP universe as ID4 and Predator




Monday, February 28, 2011

hollywood tv series sub cult

I tried to watch CALIFORNICATION starring David Duchovny, but stopped at around 5-10 minutes into episode 1 of season 1...



WHERE'S SCULLY?
WHERE ARE THE ALIENS
?
WHERE IS THE CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

old school hollywood + zombie + vampires + aliens sub cult

Recently watched this B-movie done by Ed Wood way back in the day...

It had all the ingredients of a B-movie... really bad acting, yucky special effects, stupid script, trashy plot, etc...

In other words...

I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE IT!!!

Friday, April 30, 2010

extra terrestial sub cult

No doubt, we "Earthlings" find these visitors from outer space hideous, revolting and spooky.



But what about them? Will they find these creatures repulsive?