Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Friday, April 15, 2011

my family sub cult

I feel so giddy... things are finally looking good for my brothas from the same futha and mutha.

After years of dead end jobs and blaming the family for his so called non-life, "G" (he's around fifty fucking years old for crying out loud... get yo butt to move on!) FINALLY gets a job he really wants - as a farm manager in Laguna. He leaves this Sunday. I'll be home alone and I'll be loving it.

"I", on the other hand has been finally communicating with the son he refused to acknowledge years ago when his then girlfriend told him she was pregnant. But things have changed. He and his son have been talking. Yesterday, his son even called him up for his birthday. Touching.

I think my ultra religious sista is still hopeless. She still believes in these things... Rock music is the devil!'s instrument, masons are evil, credit cards are the start of technology to put the number on the beast on our skin, The new world order is behind the japan earthquake, etc. I love listening to her conspiracy theories. She's a whole cable channel unto herself.

Friday, March 25, 2011

conspiracy theory sub cult

I'M THE ONLY ONE NORMAL AMONG ALL MY SIBLINGS.

ONE IS A STAUNCH FOLLOWER OF IGLESIA NA CRISTO... WHICH MAKES HIS BRAINWASHED ASS CRAZY.

THE OTHER ONE IS OLDER, JOBLESS, DOES NOTHING BUT CHECK OUT HIS MICROSOFT EXCEL ALL FUCKING DAY, WATCH THE ASIAN FOOD CHANNEL ALL NIGHT, AND TALKS NONSENSE EVEN IF HE THINKS HIS INTELLIGENT. CRAZY.

BUT NO ONE COMPARES TO MY CRAZY ASS RELIGIOUS SISTER. SHE'S SO RIGHT WING CATHOLIC, SHE WOULD PROBABLY FUCK... AND KILL FOR THE POPE. SHE BELIEVES THAT THE ANTI-CHRIST IS COMING SOON, AIDED BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE FREEMASONS. AND YES, SHE BELIEVES ROCK MUSIC IS THE DEVIL'S OWN.

WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS FUNNY STORY...

THIS MORNING, SHE HITCHES A RIDE WITH ME... AND FROM OUT OF THE DEEP DEEP BLUE, SAYS THIS...

SIS: "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HAARP"

ME: WHAAAT? WHAT'S THAT?

THEN SHE PROCEEDS TO READING ME NOTES AND TEXTS MESSAGES ABOUT THIS "HAARP" DEVICE... A MACHINE MADE BY THE USA THAT CAN CAUSE EARTHQUAKES AND ALL THAT SHIT AND IT CAUSED THE JAPAN QUAKE.

I WAS SMILING ALLTHROUGHOUT HER SPEECH. BUT DEEP INSIDE, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. BOY WHAT A STORY HUH?

THEN AS SHE LEFT MY CAR, SHE TOLD ME TO JUST GOOGLE THE THING. WHICH I DID THE MOMENT I GOT TO THE OFFICE. I GOOGLED HAARP. I YOUTUBED HAARP.

AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT...

THERE ARE A LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.




Friday, March 11, 2011

my elder brother and sister are financially unsubcultured...

... or should I say financially fucked up. Get this. I'm 43 years old okay. So they're older, right!

YET THEY STILL ASK MONEY FROM MY MOM!!!


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