The NBA lock-out is on! Just for fun, let's all blame LEBRON JAMES!

basketball + nba + miami heat + publishing sub cult

Some people are just plain stupid...

nba sub cult

MY PREDICTION: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN NEXT TO THE MIAMI HEAT...

• Lebron will blame coach Spoelstra for the loss
• Pat Riley fires/demotes Spoelstra and takes over as head coach
• Miami reaches the NBA Eastern Conference Finals again
• Lebron, as usual, on character, chokes in the 4th quarter as the Bulls get their revenge to be crowned Eastern Conference Champs
• A pissed of Pat Riley trades Lebron back to Cleveland for a 2nd round pick and cash
• It is hailed as one of the most lopsided trades of all time... with Miami as the winner of the deal
• Pat Riley promotes Spoelstra as head coach
• Pat Riley wins again as exec of the year for his brilliant trade
  
• Miami wins their 2nd NBA championship without Lebron James
  

nba sub cult

BIG BIG PROPS TO JKIDD, DIRK, MARION, ETC. FOR WINNING THEIR FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP.

Good ole old school teamwork beat choking, over-hyped superstars!

And just like a Hollywood movie, the good guys win and ride off into the sunset.

[And somewhere in south beach, the chokers are choking on their tears]

shaq tweets his retirement. NO ONE CARES!!!

nba sub cult

The NBA finals... it's one of the USA's greatest shows. So who so you expect to sing the national anthem? An AI graduate? An RNB superstar? A country-western star? a latino singing star like Gloria Estefan? NOPE. You get MICHAEL freaking MACDONALD bwahahahahaha. Yup 80s pop/rock/folk singer Michael Mcdonald. That soooo came from left field, I never expected that. It's like a dunk from Jason Kidd or three pointer from way back court by Erick Dampier. It was soooo old school, and funny.

Anyway, I Facebooked status messaged this:
"National anthem ng usa sa nba finals kinanta ni... MICHAEL McDONALD! Bagong bago yun ah!"

And my friend answered back with some interesting trivia:
"...hahaha tama. :D favorite siya ni pat reily, siya din kumanta nung 2006 sa miami...riley even said to derek anderson "that's my boy", referring to mcdonald after singing their anthem. :D"

i'm such a geek...

Watching an NBA game on the Gametime app on my Ipad inside my car which has wifi. How technonerdy can you get?

nba sub cult

MY DREAM NBA FINALS MATCH-UP:

CHICACO BULLS VS OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER

IT'S TIME FOR THE YOUNG GUNS TO TAKE OVER.

nba + pinoy + basketball sub cult

He's half-PINOY, and his team is in the NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS...


Congrats pareng Erik Spoelstra [pero ayoko pa rin sa kupal na player mo na si Lebron James]!

nba sub cult

The Spurs were the first to go... followed by the Lakers... and now Boston is the latest victim of youth. WOOOHOOO, it's [relatively] new school time in the NBA playoffs.

nba sub cult

FRESH IS IN. OLD IS OUT.

With the Lakers down 2-0 in their series against Dallas, there could be a new NBA champion this June. The game announcer said that the NBA now has a "changing of the guard" feel around the league. That is so spot on. Even Boston is down 0-2 against Miami. And just last week, the old San Antonio Spurs got booted out by the young Memphis Grizzlies.

nba hoops sub cult

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS FOR FINALLY HAVING KARMA ON YOUR SIDE AND BEATING LEBRON JAMES AND THE MIAMI HEAT.

BEATING THOSE A-HOLES IS LIKE WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP, RIGHT?

environmentalism + NBA hoops sub cult

Mike Gminski or G-MAN, NBA playa, circa 80s

Marc Gasol, NBA playa, present day

hoops sub cult

This may be a sick dunk by DWade but...



bottom line... THEY STILL LOST THE FRIGGIN GAME!

nba hoops + lebron haters sub cult

And so it has come to pass... the vaunted [on paper] Miami Heat with 3 [supposedly] superstars has lost 5 straight games, some of them at home, in front of their [rabid?] fans.

Those overpaid, overhyped losers cried when they lost their 4th straight game... NOW WHAT?I mean, how can they top that?

nba sub cult

melo is now a knick. who fucking cares! maybe only spike lee.

nba hoops + mythology sub cult

This is Isiah Thomas. One great point guard... until Michael Jordan and the Bulls powered past them in the 90s. He retired eventually and became a coach, a GM and the head honcho of the CBA [the predecessor of the NBA d-league].




I call Isiah the anti-Midas touch guy. You all know about the mythological king who turned everything he touched into gold right?

Anyway, Mr. Thomas is the "ANTI-MIDAS" because everything he touched turned to the shittiest shit. He coached Indiana with big name players. They sucked. He lorded it over the CBA? Where is the league now? Missing and never to be found. He got a job as GM of the Knicks and we all know that was a total fuck up.

Maybe he should just act as a GM with the Knicks on the video game, NBA 2k11. BUT HE MIGHT FUCK UP THAT THING TOO.

boxing + hoops sub cult

Great Sunday for sports.

Awesome SLAM to the face of Montiel by Donaire [when Montiel was down, he actually shook and it was scary for a bit]. Another Pinoy wins over another Mexican. Chicanos must really hate Pinoy ass right now.



Great KNOCK-OUT win by Blake Griffin over Javale McGee to be the newest slam dunk king.

hoops sub cult

One more reason my MJ is greater than KB. One is aptly called "HIS AIRNESS." The other calls himself "THE BLACK MAMBA." WTF is a blackmamba?

hoops + television industry sub cult

PBA & NBA free TV programming now with ABS-CBN/STUDIO 23.





It was inevitable.

Is the "sun" setting?

[put the sun-related channel's logo here]

Naaah, I think they're chasing women, instead of men.