office shit sub cult

Without this big thingie, I don't have a job...

office shit sub cult

SMS from a friend:

"PANALO KA CHEP. LAHAT UMAANGAL ANG INIT. IKAW SIGURO NAKA-JACKET PA DIYAN. LAHAT ANGAL MAHAL ANG GAS. KOTSE MO OK LANG. PANALO KA!"

He's damn right! Perks of being a slave to the grind.

office shit sub cult

WHY WORK IS A LOT LIKE COLLEGE/SCHOOL...

Just had a briefing about an upcoming big project. During the meeting, we had to divide ourselves into 3 groups. On presentation day, the group with the best idea presented wins.

Naturally, everyone wanted to be with their "cool friends"... so they grouped themselves that way. And the rest, well, they just wanted to be with people who will make their lives easier... ergo... less work because the others will do the thinking.

And me? Well, let's just say I was put in the "uncool" group. The group without peacocks and screaming faggots... the group full of quiet people... THE SAME GROUP WHO WILL WIN THE SHIT.

someday when i'm a fucking millionaire, i will write on this blog full time...

... but since I'm just an ordinary employee who happened to receive an awesome memo today, then this lone Wednesday entry will have to do!

Three motherfucking cheers for the rat race and corporate shit woooooohoooooooo. Sometimes, it just pays off niggahs!!!

[NOPE, the message above wasn't meant to be sarcastic haha. It's sincere. REALLY. Can't wait to buy shit!!!]

damnit... last year at this same time i was in bali...

Now.I'm.Just.In.The.Office.Writing.This.Blog.

office shit sub cult

Stuff on my desk and around the office [if you can't work, just shoot]...


Me

Flower in prison

From across my desk

Me too

Rastaman ashtray turned display

Keyboard field

My savior from those noisy banshee-like officemates

My neighbor's mac

If you can't go to Paris, this will do

Fork it

The only rodent I like

environmentalism + animal welfare + office shit sub cult

Calling GREENPEACE. May NOISE POLLUTION dito sa office!

Calling SPCA or PETA... please stop me from killing all the damn PEACOCKS in the workplace.

when morning office stress hits, i seek thy blog for solace

office shit sub cult

My "akala niya kung sino siyang magaling" na officemate accused me of forwarding and not reading an email about revisions on a flier we were doing. As it turns out, the revision was not forwarded to me but to another officemate of mine.

Moral of the story: WHEN YOU ARE ACCUSING SOMEONE OF SOMETHING, BE SURE HE IS GUILTY OF IT. OTHERWISE, I LET YOU EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PRIDE FOR LUNCH AND MERIENDA.

To use an old school taunt my grade school classmates used to say back in the day: PAHIYA KA ANO!

office shit + rolling stone magazine 90s ad campaign + 500 days of summer lovers sub cult

I work in the 10th floor of relatively hi-tech, modern building. We have lots PCs and editing/post prod machines. But in reality, when you look into the core of it, my workplace looks like a cheap eatery.

PERCEPTION....................REALITY.....................


Ganun talaga mag-order ng trabaho ang kliyente. Parang nasa pansitan lang. I want this. And I want it now. And we give in to what client wants... because we love money. And we are all whores.

office shit + mythology sub cult

[email sent to me by an officemate who is "most probably" pissed off with work]

MYTHICAL CREATURES:
1. The Lochness Monster

2. Big Foot
3. Women who watch SportsCenter
4. Clients who don't ask for revisions

office shit sub cult

Installed 512 mb of ram into my work PC.

After a loooong wait, my PC ain't that slow anymore.

What does this mean?

THAT I WILL GET MAD FASTER...

GET PISSED QUICKER...

AND GET STRESSED IN A BLINK OF AN EYE.

the rat race sub cult report

Still holiDAZED. If the rat race was like the 100 meter dash, my freaking shoes are still stuck on the starting line. Office Paralysis. Damn.

sesame street sub cult

When I was a kid, I thought a "grouch" was an animal. Until one day my brother explained to me that a "grouch" means someone who is always in a grumpy mood.



Fast forward to present day: might as well put me inside a trash can during office hours and when driving in traffic. I always turn into Oscar during these times.

office and basketball sub cult

Ang mga ginagawa ng tao sa opisina ay para din mga position sa basketball...

May POINT GUARD - pasa lang ng pasa ng trabaho at kung anu-anong info na di naman niya iniintindi

May CENTER - yung KSP ba. O feeling star. Akala nya sa kanya naka-sentro ang lahat ng bagay at kung wala siya, hindi gagalaw ang mundo.

May FORWARD - parang point guard din, forward lang ng forward ng email, di naman binabasa at iniintindi ang kanyang fino-forward.

behavioral sciences + rat race sub cult

Probably one of the many people who got fed up hearing the words "follow up" everyday...



What could have happened to his company car?