nba sub cult

MY PREDICTION: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN NEXT TO THE MIAMI HEAT...

• Lebron will blame coach Spoelstra for the loss
• Pat Riley fires/demotes Spoelstra and takes over as head coach
• Miami reaches the NBA Eastern Conference Finals again
• Lebron, as usual, on character, chokes in the 4th quarter as the Bulls get their revenge to be crowned Eastern Conference Champs
• A pissed of Pat Riley trades Lebron back to Cleveland for a 2nd round pick and cash
• It is hailed as one of the most lopsided trades of all time... with Miami as the winner of the deal
• Pat Riley promotes Spoelstra as head coach
• Pat Riley wins again as exec of the year for his brilliant trade
  
• Miami wins their 2nd NBA championship without Lebron James
  

Spoelstra, Wade, Bosh or Haslem should give Lebron James the Heimlich Maneuver every time he chokes in the 4th quarter

nba hoops sub cult

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS FOR FINALLY HAVING KARMA ON YOUR SIDE AND BEATING LEBRON JAMES AND THE MIAMI HEAT.

BEATING THOSE A-HOLES IS LIKE WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP, RIGHT?

nba hoops + post apocalyptic shit sub cult

The Cleveland Cavaliers are in the lowest of the low. They just lost by 55 points to the Lakers. And they have the worst record in the NBA.

I guess they will all blame Lebron James for this until he dies... or until Cleveland sinks into Lake Erie in a future apocalyptic disaster.


Whichever comes first.