office shit sub cult

WHY WORK IS A LOT LIKE COLLEGE/SCHOOL...

Just had a briefing about an upcoming big project. During the meeting, we had to divide ourselves into 3 groups. On presentation day, the group with the best idea presented wins.

Naturally, everyone wanted to be with their "cool friends"... so they grouped themselves that way. And the rest, well, they just wanted to be with people who will make their lives easier... ergo... less work because the others will do the thinking.

And me? Well, let's just say I was put in the "uncool" group. The group without peacocks and screaming faggots... the group full of quiet people... THE SAME GROUP WHO WILL WIN THE SHIT.

someday when i'm a fucking millionaire, i will write on this blog full time...

... but since I'm just an ordinary employee who happened to receive an awesome memo today, then this lone Wednesday entry will have to do!

Three motherfucking cheers for the rat race and corporate shit woooooohoooooooo. Sometimes, it just pays off niggahs!!!

[NOPE, the message above wasn't meant to be sarcastic haha. It's sincere. REALLY. Can't wait to buy shit!!!]

office shit sub cult

Installed 512 mb of ram into my work PC.

After a loooong wait, my PC ain't that slow anymore.

What does this mean?

THAT I WILL GET MAD FASTER...

GET PISSED QUICKER...

AND GET STRESSED IN A BLINK OF AN EYE.

the rat race sub cult report

Still holiDAZED. If the rat race was like the 100 meter dash, my freaking shoes are still stuck on the starting line. Office Paralysis. Damn.

office and basketball sub cult

Ang mga ginagawa ng tao sa opisina ay para din mga position sa basketball...

May POINT GUARD - pasa lang ng pasa ng trabaho at kung anu-anong info na di naman niya iniintindi

May CENTER - yung KSP ba. O feeling star. Akala nya sa kanya naka-sentro ang lahat ng bagay at kung wala siya, hindi gagalaw ang mundo.

May FORWARD - parang point guard din, forward lang ng forward ng email, di naman binabasa at iniintindi ang kanyang fino-forward.

behavioral sciences + rat race sub cult

Probably one of the many people who got fed up hearing the words "follow up" everyday...



What could have happened to his company car?

rat race sub cult

“No one on their deathbed ever says they wish they had spent more time at the office”