[1] They just sit in one corner
[2] They never try to wreck their guitar
[3] They never set their guitar on fire
[4] They drink their beer, not guzzle it like there's no tomorrow
[5] They have friends, not screaming groupies
[6] They sing, not shout
[7] When they sing "baby..." it's about love. When rockstars sing "baby..." it's about sex
[8] They don't wear make-up and no one probably does their hair
[9] They wear clothes like the way regular people do. None of that leather biker shit
[10] They don't stick their tongue out
[11] They're steady, don't act crazy
[12] They usually go organic, not chemical
I could be wrong about all these, but I have an excuse. I'm unsubcultured.
