when i googled the words "world cup," this picture came out

So what's her bra size... world cup-d's or e's or f's or g's?

unsubcultured world cup question

Will the hand of God help his team beat Germany?



Or will fate flash him a dirty finger?



Argentina vs Germany. Tomorrow at 10pm. PATAYAN NA!!!

this unsubcultured poser thinks this could be the best world cup ever

Think about it...

The rising east... South Korea and the land of the rising sons of football reaching the round of 16...



Giant upsets... Spain losing to the Swiss... Germany losing a game... France losing to Mexico and Bafana Bafana [eventually, getting booted out].... and the biggest one - upstart Slovakia blast the defending champions Italy in one hell of a match [I should have watched that game in bar instead of "resting" at home damn it!]



Dramatic games... Portugal nuking North Korea, 7-0... Donovan's last gasp goal that catapulted USA [whaaat, they have a football team? what next, cricket?] to the next round... an Argentine player's hat trick... etc...



BUT... the good always comes with the bad. Two words. REFEREES. VUVUZELA.

Yeah, nothing's perfect, right?!

futbol + oscars sub cult

During the final awarding ceremonies of World Cup 2010, this thing should also be awarded...




...to the best overacting flop play. There are lots of wimpy nominees to choose from diba!?

football sub cult

The art of being a poser or "posing" during the World Cup



Simple lang...

[1] Just have basic knowledge about the game - the rules, the players, the teams. Google before every match.

[2] When someone yells "off-side," don't ask what that means. Just say "aah..."

[3] When someone scores, yell like everybody else does.

[4] Shout "good save" when the goalkeeper prevents the ball from entering the net.

[5] When a player goes down during a tackle, you can behave two ways...
a. You shout that it was muthafuckin dirty play
b. You shout that the fallen player was over-acting. Usually this happens with a "star player"

[6] Safest rule of all: just shut up, drink your beer, eat your pulutan, and watch the hot fan gurls. Those are the reasons you're watching the game anyway.

futbol sub cult

For the next few weeks, unsubcultured
will be a "beautiful game" poser...




And I'm doing it for the beer.

i am futbol unsubcultured...

That's why this world cup, I am betting my 100 bucks [which can turn to 1,500++ plus if i win] on this team...



Hey, they're third world too like us so why not.

Pare, galingan mo ah...