Showing posts with label old farts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old farts. Show all posts
Monday, April 11, 2011
Thursday, June 3, 2010
the muppet show + oldfart sub cult
Remember Statler and Waldorf?
They could be the coolest old geezers I've ever seen. At the Muppet Show, they turned heckling into an art form. Because of that, they are a source of inspiration for me and many of my friends. Hell, some of my friends even look and sound like them.
Googled some of their famous lines:
WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!
(Weezer video)
STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?
WALDORF: What’s all the commotion about?
STATLER: Waldorf, the bunny ran away!
WALDORF: Well, you know what that makes him -
BOTH: Smarter than us!
(Muppet Vision 3D)
Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it. __________________
S: Waldorf!! Wake up! Here come the bikinis!
W: Oh boy! Let's syncronize our pace makers!
Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: It ends.
They could be the coolest old geezers I've ever seen. At the Muppet Show, they turned heckling into an art form. Because of that, they are a source of inspiration for me and many of my friends. Hell, some of my friends even look and sound like them.
Googled some of their famous lines:
WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!
(Weezer video)
STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?
WALDORF: What’s all the commotion about?
STATLER: Waldorf, the bunny ran away!
WALDORF: Well, you know what that makes him -
BOTH: Smarter than us!
(Muppet Vision 3D)
Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it. __________________
S: Waldorf!! Wake up! Here come the bikinis!
W: Oh boy! Let's syncronize our pace makers!
Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: It ends.
Friday, March 12, 2010
old fart sub cult
You know you're getting old when...
[01] you find TV commercial models who play mommies cute
[02] cute young girls call you "sir" or address you with a "po"
[03] you go home at 5 am and then you're awake by 9 am
[04] you begin to sleep in bars
[05] everyone... I mean EVERYONE is faster than you when playing sports
[06] tinatagayan ka na ng anak ng kaibigan mo
[07] you party like a folk singer [as opposed to partying like a rockstar]
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