i'm considering going back to the running [even if it's still a fad in this country] and biking sub cults next year...

First off, I don't wanna be a blimp.

But most importantly, I wanna be prepared in case the zombie apocalypse happens. It pays to heed the first rule of Zombieland --- CARDIO!

running sub cult

[I WAS GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THE PHENOMENON THAT'S SWEEPING THE COUNTRY... A FEVER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS JUST LIKE THE SHAWARMA, BADMINTON AND ZAGU CRAZE. RUNNING!!!! BUT NAAAH, I THINK I'LL WRITE ABOUT THIS INSTEAD...]


Why I probably won't survive a zombie invasion...




From the hit movie ZOMBIELAND...

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio.
When the zombie outbreak first hit,
the first to go, for obvious reasons...
were the fatties." - Columbus