Showing posts with label business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label business. Show all posts

Sunday, May 15, 2011

business sub cult

How to make your business succeed in the Philippines...


Hire inanimate objects as your workforce.



Sell the right product for summer with the wrong tense.



Rest on the job. Because God knows Hudas not sleep.


Expand yo business. Don't get stuck with one talent. Do 'em all!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

office shit sub cult

WHY WORK IS A LOT LIKE COLLEGE/SCHOOL...

Just had a briefing about an upcoming big project. During the meeting, we had to divide ourselves into 3 groups. On presentation day, the group with the best idea presented wins.

Naturally, everyone wanted to be with their "cool friends"... so they grouped themselves that way. And the rest, well, they just wanted to be with people who will make their lives easier... ergo... less work because the others will do the thinking.

And me? Well, let's just say I was put in the "uncool" group. The group without peacocks and screaming faggots... the group full of quiet people... THE SAME GROUP WHO WILL WIN THE SHIT.