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I'M THE ONLY ONE NORMAL AMONG ALL MY SIBLINGS.

ONE IS A STAUNCH FOLLOWER OF IGLESIA NA CRISTO... WHICH MAKES HIS BRAINWASHED ASS CRAZY.

THE OTHER ONE IS OLDER, JOBLESS, DOES NOTHING BUT CHECK OUT HIS MICROSOFT EXCEL ALL FUCKING DAY, WATCH THE ASIAN FOOD CHANNEL ALL NIGHT, AND TALKS NONSENSE EVEN IF HE THINKS HIS INTELLIGENT. CRAZY.

BUT NO ONE COMPARES TO MY CRAZY ASS RELIGIOUS SISTER. SHE'S SO RIGHT WING CATHOLIC, SHE WOULD PROBABLY FUCK... AND KILL FOR THE POPE. SHE BELIEVES THAT THE ANTI-CHRIST IS COMING SOON, AIDED BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE FREEMASONS. AND YES, SHE BELIEVES ROCK MUSIC IS THE DEVIL'S OWN.

WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS FUNNY STORY...

THIS MORNING, SHE HITCHES A RIDE WITH ME... AND FROM OUT OF THE DEEP DEEP BLUE, SAYS THIS...

SIS: "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HAARP"

ME: WHAAAT? WHAT'S THAT?

THEN SHE PROCEEDS TO READING ME NOTES AND TEXTS MESSAGES ABOUT THIS "HAARP" DEVICE... A MACHINE MADE BY THE USA THAT CAN CAUSE EARTHQUAKES AND ALL THAT SHIT AND IT CAUSED THE JAPAN QUAKE.

I WAS SMILING ALLTHROUGHOUT HER SPEECH. BUT DEEP INSIDE, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. BOY WHAT A STORY HUH?

THEN AS SHE LEFT MY CAR, SHE TOLD ME TO JUST GOOGLE THE THING. WHICH I DID THE MOMENT I GOT TO THE OFFICE. I GOOGLED HAARP. I YOUTUBED HAARP.

AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT...

THERE ARE A LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.