when under the influence, i don't make drunken calls or texts... i just post on fb... here are my latest unsubcultured-isms...

(past 12 this early morning)

... scared of a bald girl at a friend's party... she might've murdered me in a past life...

(minutes later)

I finally know the difference between humans and monkeys.... monkeys don't "spank the human" and monkeys don't human around...

(around 4am)

Thank you auto pilot for safely guiding me home... may detour pa sa mcdo...