hollywood + gaming + alternative music + superhero sub cult

My favorite quotes from my recent most favorite movie...

Todd Ingram: Tell that to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim: What?
Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday, because you'll be pulverized in two seconds; and the cleaning lady, she cleans up dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim: Well what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram: Today's Friday, and she has the weekends off... so... yeah, Monday.

Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.

Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.
Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.
Text: He really doesn't.

Young Neil: He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Hipster Bouncer: What's the password?
Scott Pilgrim: Uh... whatever...
Hipster Bouncer: Cool...

Gideon Gordon Graves: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for veganity violation code number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!
Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-but... but its only my first offence! D-don't I get three strikes?
Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: [stunned.] Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch!
Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan. [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.]
Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays (their index fingers) at Todd.]
odd Ingram: [gasps.] No.
[Todd's hair sags. The Vegan Policemen step back, Scott steps forward purposefully.]
Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be-gone!
Todd Ingram: [beat, incredulous.] Ve-gone?