what if unsubcultured gets interviewed on a day when he doesn't feel like talking [which is every day, i guess]? here's how it would probably go...

YOU: So kamusta ka naman nowadays?

ME: K LANG.

YOU: Care to expound on that?

ME: OX LANG.

YOU: Sige mas specific pa... okay ka naman sa work?

ME: EWAN KO.

YOU: Are you happy with what you're doing? Is it fulfilling?

ME: DI KO ALAM EH.

YOU: I mean you should be happy. You have a car diba. Benefits are great...

ME: I GUESS.

YOU: Ang saya mo naman kausapin!

ME: HUH?

YOU: Ang kulit ko no?

ME: IKR.

YOU: How about your love life, or lack of it. Ok ka lang maging single?

ME: SIGURO.

YOU: Gusto mo ng date?

ME: PUWEDE. 

YOU: Puro one word at one liner lang ba ang ihi-hirit mo sa akin? Meron ka bang mas mahaba diyan?

ME: K.

YOU: Itigil na nga natin ito.

ME: AYOS

YOU: Nice "talking" to you.

ME: AYT.THANKS.

YOU: Kitakits nalang.

ME: SIGE.

YOU: Kailan ang next na kuwentuhan?

ME: TEXT TEXT.