When people sell second hand cars, they usually advertise it with these:
--- 67, 000 kms
--- fresh in and out
--- lady driven
--- casa maintained
--- etc
IMHO, boring. If you really want to sell your car, you gotta go with these lines...
- Never used for fornication, front seat and back
- Never decorated with stupid, furry, stuffed animals
- Never decorated with stupid stickers like that yellow ribbon sticker in support of f'n Pnoy
- Never used in robbery [not even cradle robbing]
- No one has ever died here [except probably some flies]
- Never used to run down a person [but it may have crossed the owner's mind]
- Used as a "hotbox" so the good vibes will still linger
- Never parked in front of sleazy places like strip joints [okay, maybe a couple of times]
- Never used to pick up Quezon Avenue chicks
- Its music player never played Kpop, Lady Gaga songs or any other stupid pop songs
- Never used to hang out in gas station convenient stores
- Never equipped with big ugly spoilers, wheels and any other cheesy car accessory
- Was never involved in the stupid sport called drag racing
- Goes on AUTOPILOT mode whenever the driver goes home drunk
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