Friday, May 14, 2010

the unsubcultured one liner music review #1



Lamang lang ng mga isa't kalahating paligo sa April Boys.

boxing sub cult

What does the unsubcultured person do when this guy has a bout aired live?



SLEEP

sesame street + fab four + moptops sub cult

Ang pinaka-trip kong Sesame Street performance
ay yung "LETTER B" by THE BEETLES.
ETO SILA...



ANG LYRIC
S...

When I find I can't remember
What comes after
"A" and before "C,"
My mother always whispers,
"Letter B."

She told me "B" starts
"Big" and "bird" and
"Ball" and "bat" and "battery."
Yes, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh means
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
She whispers "Buh-buh-buh means Letter B."

And when I feel downhearted,
Mother whispers
"B" words constantly,
Like "bib," "Bob," "Bulb," and "bubble,"
Letter B.

Now in my hour of darkness
There's a sound I know will comfort me,
It's the buh-buh-buh-buh-buh of
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
My mother whispers "B" words,
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
My mother whispers "B" words,
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
Bless the "buh-buh" sound of
Letter B

YOUTUBE LINK...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVd9F1fW00

ASTIG DIBA!

the unsubcultured one word beer review #1



Sucks.

mountaineering sub cult

Bakit dehin ko trip mamundok? Bakit ako unsubcultured sa mga outdoor adventure, camping na ganyan? Simple lang ang sagot. Because this is not there...

indie music sub cult

More proof of being unsubcultured. Just found out today that these guys are having a concert in Manila tonight...



Tangenangyan.

the unsubcultured one-liner film review #1



I don't get it.

[Just because Bigelow is Cameron's ex, she wins it?]

Thursday, May 13, 2010

surfing + rap + poetry + alcohol + toinks sub cult

[wrote this "under the influence" a few years ago at a surfer's party in zambales. i just went to a corner and typed this on my celphone... buti di nawala]

I can't talk, I can't walk
Can't move, can't groove
Things can't fit to a T
But my mind is working OT
Must be the blunt
I'm feeling like a runt

People may think I'm feeling outta place
But I'm really just in outer space
Must be the blunt
And this is no easy stunt

I really can't talk the talk
But I can float the walk
I'm a big old wallflower
My mind can't even feel the power
Must be the blunt
Feels ayt to be a runt

Yea, I'm rippin thru air
Like a surfboard on a tear
Everything's afloat
I can even feel it in my throat
Must be the blunt
When you're at home
You gotta do this stunt

health and medicine sub cult

[ripped from my random memories blog on multiply]

Salamat at allergic ako sa Ibuprofen. Bakit?

A few years ago, I took a tablet with Ibuprofen dahil may headache ako. In a few minutes/or maybe hours, nagka-allergic reaction ako. Lumaki ng lumaki yung bulge sa "eyebags" ko na nagmukha na akong Chicano boxer na inupakan ni Pakyaw.

So, panic time... nagpahatid ako sa driver ng sister ko sa E.R. The attending doc injected me with Benadryl DM to stop the allergic reaction.

What follows was a few solid minutes/or maybe an hour of pure bliss. Naka-higa lang ako sa isang kama sa ER having the best TAMA of my life.

Talo lahat --- alcohol, chongk, etc!!! Para akong nasa heaven at nakahiga sa clouds. Tipong ganun yung dating. Asteeg talaga.

gotham city sub cult

There are many batmen.
Clooney. Kilmer. Bale. Keaton.


But for me, only one stands out. The one, the only, the legendary ADAM WEST.



Nothing beats oldskul TV Batman.

The hot arch-enemies...



The comics-style fight scenes...



The edge-of-your-seat action...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZQ3OLEJWE



The kooky dialogue...

Batman: "Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt."
Robin: "We're only going a couple of blocks."
Batman: "It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember, motorist safety."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way..."

And of course, the 70s style funky soundtrack...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgE-lrfZ3k

mixed martial arts sub cult

Why am I UFC or MMA unsubcultured? Because of one word... GRAPPLING.



It's looks more "man-love" than man-hate.
And more "brokeback" than backbreaking.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

dj + club + house music sub cult













SOME EXCERPTS FROM THE SONG "PANIC" by the SMITHS

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE

Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ

[couldn't have said it any better]

trip hop sub cult

My all time favorite song is "Gorecki" by Lamb



Here are the lyrics...

If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
Still my heart this moment
Or it might burst

Could we stay right here
Until the end of time
'Til the earth stops turning
Wanna love you 'til the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for

All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart most calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
'Til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you 'til the seas runs run dry
I've found the one I've waited for

All I've known,
All I've done,
All I've felt,
Was leading to this
All I've known,
All I've done,
All I've felt,
Was leading to this

Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
'Til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you 'til the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for

The one I've waited for

Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
'Til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you 'til the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for

The one I've waited for

The one I've waited for

And here's a youtube video of them performing this awesome song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8u4caYWCQ8

native american sub cult

When I was a kid, I watched a lot of Cowboys vs. Indians movies. Naturally, I was brainwashed to thinking that the Native Americans were evil and mean and they were the enemy.



Then I grew up and unlearned everything the Hollywood propaganda machine taught me. The Native Americans weren't the enemy, it was the other way around. In fact, Pale Face brought their brand of violence to the P.I. as they "benevolently assimilated" the early Pinoys.

Today, the cowboys of the USA are still at it and they've got new "Indians" to pick on... the Afghans, the Iraqis, and the invisible Al Qaeda army.

And I'm still here, hopelessly lapping up more Hollywood propaganda.



Because these modern "cowboy" movies are entertaining when there's nothing else to do.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

karaoke + chairman of the board + mafia sub cult

What's pareng Ole Blue Eyes doing here?
It's because Frank Sinatra, an entertainer with alleged Mafiosi connections is partly responsible for a few deaths in this weird country of mine.



Urban legend or not, his song MY WAY has made ordinary weapon-wielding folk into hit men. Check this out...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/philippines/7199022/My-Way-deaths-lead-karaoke-bars-in-Philippines-to-ban-song.html

'My Way' deaths lead karaoke bars in Philippines to ban song
Frank Sinatra's "My Way" has been banned from many bars across the Philippines after at least six people were killed in the last decade while performing karaoke renditions of the song.

By Nick Allen in Los Angeles
Published: 6:35PM GMT 09 Feb 2010

The so-called "My Way killings" have led to many bars in the karaoke-obsessed country removing the song from their playlists amid fears of violence.

Bar owners believe the number of deaths could be fuelled by what some perceive as "arrogance" in the lyrics of the song.

It is one of the most popular karaoke tunes in the Philippines which also has a more than one million illegally carried guns.

Most of the killings are reported to have happened after the singer sang out of tune and crowds jeered.

In one fatal case Romy Baligula, 29, was shot dead in the city of San Mateo in 2007. He was halfway through My Way when a security guard shouted that he was out of tune. He carried on regardless and the guard shot him in the chest with a revolver.

Karaoke killings have been recorded elsewhere in Asia. In Thailand two years ago a man shot dead eight of his neighbours after becoming enraged when they repeatedly sang John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Roads.

In 2008 Abdul Sani Doli hogged the microphone for so long in Sandakan, Borneo that listeners stabbed him to death.

Rodolfo Gregorio, 63, a karaoke singer in the Philippine city of General Santos, said: "The trouble with My Way is that everyone knows it and everyone has an opinion. You can get killed."

[As for me, I can sing any song I choose and still can get killed. Yeah, I can't carry a tune.]

the unsubcultured junk food question

Bakit mas masarap ang Chippy kapag nakiki-hingi ka lang?

politics + elections sub cult

Post elections 2010 Oscars and Grammy Awards



[1] BEST CAMPAIGN JINGLE:
yung kay Manny Villar... didn't make him win pero ang catchy nun.
congrats sa nag-compose, sumulat ng jingle

[2] BEST SUPORTING ACTRESS: ermat ni villar

[3] BEST CHILD ACTOR:
baby james for supporting two candidates

[4] BEST CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL:
justice bello as superhero complete with costume. Hataw.

[5] BEST DUH SLOGAN: yung "gusto ko happy ka" ni enrile

[6] BEST BLACK PROPAGANDA:
Ateneo document showing Noynoy as having psychological problems

[7] BEST PRESIDENTIABLE NICKNAME: dick

[8] BEST COME FROM BEHIND WIN: binay

[9] BEST LOSER: villar for conceding early

[10:] BEST SORE LOSERS/KSPS: jamby, jc and nick for STILL not conceding and having the gall to accuse everyone else of cheating. wow.

la cosa nostra sub cult

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer...
and your godchildren away, specially during Christmas.



Listahan ng mga inaanak ko...

JP, anak ng sampits
Anya, anak ng high school barkada
Anton, anak ng utol
Issa, anak ng barkada
Francis, anak ng barkada
Sam, anak ng barkada
Basti, anak ng officemate
Jego, anak ng high school barkada
Bea, anak ng sampits
Miyo, anak ng sampits
Aljon, anak ng kaibigan
AJ, anak ng kaibigan

That's makes 12.

Yup, got picked by 12 couples who thought I was a good example hehe.

Hope these guys won't turn into gangstas in the near future.

At sana dehin sila magmana sa nong-ni nila.

new wave sub cult

I am a child of the 80s. So you'd think I was one of the thousands of my age group to watch these guys in concert right?

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Wrong. It was a long weekend so I made a mad dash out of the city.

Judging from the stories and the Fbook status messages, looks like I missed the concert of the year. I agree.

But I think getting soaked up in the Elyu sub cult was better. Sarap ng dagat. Sarap maglaro kahit small waves. Sarap uminom. Sarap fumoodtrip. Sarap makakilala ng bagong kaibigan.




matandang binata sub cult

Did not vote for him... but if this guy wins, one thing's for sure...



Magiging uso/sikat na ang mga matatandang binata like me, yoohoo!!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

cougar sub cult



Happy mutha's day to all mama-sans, suga mommas, milfs and cougars of the world!

[hey, someone has to give em a tribute, right?]

gaming sub cult


How I got my Xbox 360





Sometimes life isn't hard.
Sometimes you get expensive stuff for a price of a song...
or in my case, a small bag of [censored].

[1] A friend tells me that he bought a PS3... which means his Xbox will just be condo decor
[2] I propose to buy it, knowing full well he'll give me a discount or a reasonable price
[3] Got more than I bargained for. He told me, he just wants some happy stuff in exchange
[4] No problem. Haha. He and his friends get to fly sky high while I get my seldom used Xbox. Kewlness.

Here's the thing though. I only play one game. NBA 2k10, nothing else. Can't understand how to kill Zombies in Left for Dead. I'm really RPG illiterate that way. I don't even know how to kick off in Madden.

So I'm stuck with basketball. And I even play the easiest level.

So much for being a gamer.

Friday, May 7, 2010

body boarding sub cult

Taken from my "Random Memories" blog on Multiply and published din sa 1st isyu ng Sprout magazine...


[note: photo taken from http://www.sprout.ph/...
my article is on the magazine under the stack hehehe]


How I caught my first wave as a sponger... That was years ago. Friday. Nag-absent kami sa office ni Ter at pumunta sa "once known as a secret spot hahaha" Pundaquit. Wala pa nga akong fins nun eh. At diko maalala kung kanino ko nahiram board ko. Weather was gloomy kasi may padating o may pa-alis na bagyo. Kaming dalawa lang sa line-up. Wala si Vikoy at wala yung mga Barretto boys. Pero tangena ang laki ng alon natakot ako. So si Tengco pa pina-una ko.Ginawang guinea pig hehe. Anyway, nawala na rin takot ko after a while at lumusong na. Ayun sa sobrang lakas ng alon, kinuha ako kahit walang fins. Parang rollercoaster na pababa ang dating. Drop lang yun dahil shore na ang bagsak. Ayan, stoked for life.

Next day, dumating na ang mga ibang boogie boys - sila Kuya Cis at Warren. Natulog kami dun sa Capones beach resort [everytime may tatawag sa phone --- sasagot ang baklang manager ng "Hello Capones Hello."]. Anyway, inuman kami hanggang sarado na yung Capones kitchen. Eh bitin pa sa inuman. Nag-debate kami kung sino manggigising sa "resort" staff. Nagkakahiyaan pa. Nasa labas lang kami ng pintuan pero inisip pa namin kung kakatok kami at manggigising. Sabi ni Ter, something like "Gab, ikaw na... isang duck-dive nalang yan, andun ka na" Bwahahahahaha. Di ko maalala kung na-accomplish ko mission ko.

various sub cults

overrated................ underrated


overrated................ underrated


boracay is overrated...


any other Pinoy beach is underrated


overrated:
slasher movies........underrated: zombie flicks


last but not the least...

overrated: HETERO PORN
underrated: G2G ACTION

blog sub cult

...samantalang tinatamaan ng tinatawag na writer's block... damn...


Thursday, May 6, 2010

the unsubcultured middle earth book review #1



Tried to read this years ago.

BORING.

Didn't even make it halfway.

Maybe the "fantasy" things I like lie elsewhere.

But that's another subculture.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

canine sub cult

Just some of my favorite dawgs...


politics sub cult

Great Presidential Speeches of the 20th Century



"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Speech by U.S. President Thomas Whitmore addressing the military & redneck/trailer trash, citizen survivors of an extra-terrestrial invasion

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

behavioral sciences sub cult

The 14 SYMPTOMS OF ADD [Attention Deficit Disorder ]or ADHD:

  • Being easily distracted by extraneous stimuli
  • Having difficulty in following instructions.
  • Having difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities.
  • Often shifting from one uncompleted task to anoth

the occult sub cult

Are you afraid of ghosts? They are the least of our problems.

There are far more SCARY SHIT than those spirits who can't move on.

Here are some of them...

[1] Wiping out



[2] The words "Follow up"

[3] Failure of elections



[4] Failure of erections

[5] Lady boys

[6] Pulis na nasa checkpoint

[7] Playing noontime frisbee during summer

[8] A beach with no waves



[9] The Ampatuans

[10] Meralco bill

[11] Gloria as congresswoman

[12] Hangover

[13] Mondays

[14] Liquor ban during elections

YAN ANG MGA SCARY SHIT!!!

jap porn sub cult