Thursday, October 7, 2010

gaming + chicago bulls fans sub cult

Jordan and Pippen are back!



Salamat NBA 2K11!

Not since waaay back where you able to play MJ and the rest of Da Bulls in a game with awesome graphics. It's almost real!



Now you can shout "Jordan to Pippen" and "Paxson" for three all you want!

Tangena, puyat nanaman ako nito. Mahirap aralin ang triangle offense eh.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

vinyl sub cult

Tinanong ng isang officemate ko na kakabili lang ng plaka sa mga younger officemate ko kung ano ito...



Sagot ng isa: LASER DISC
Sagot ng isa: TURNTABLE

Hahaha, either bata pa talaga sila o sila'y unsubcultured.

sales & marketing sub cult

Sinaunang marketing gimmick [circa 70s]... ang TUPPERWARE PARTY

how unsubcultured spent his saturday night



Sa Oxford Princess Casino sa Pimpanga, kasama si Mayor!

[Mafiang-mafia diba?! I know right]


My god, unsubcultured is international. Just checked my blog stats [may ganun pala] and this came out...


Page views by country

Philippines---
791
United States
---454
Canada
---81
Brazil
---42
France---
37
Germany---
23
Australia
---19
South Korea
---19
Latvia
---16
United Arab Emirates
---13


Congratulations Pinas & USA, numba 1 & 2, for believing in unsubcultured shit!

UAE, you're lagging behind! Stop thinking about oil all the time.

But where the h is Latvia? I bet they're saying the same about Da Phils too.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

radio + bleagle sub cult

Medyo corny itong programang ito.

Kahit blue ako, mas pinakikinggan ko pa ang Brewrats eh.

radio sub cult

What the fuck happened to U92 cool to be you?



I want my BREWRATS!

rogue mag sub cult



Astig yung October issue ng Rogue... it really made me feel muddafukkin unsubcultured.
  • First, may article about ABGs, yung dating decadent bar na sikat sa mala-bohemian na party people o hipsters na nga ba tawag sa kanila? I never hung out at ABG's during it's heyday, pero uminom na kami dun bago siya sumikat. O ha!!!
  • Then there was an article about the closing down of Hey Jude, the party capital of the Boracay sub cult. Coudn't care less about Hey Jude and overrated Boracay.
  • Meron din palang supposedly kool bar sa Jupiter, Temakats. It's called Casa Nami, a supposedly surfer bar. Why didn't I know that?
  • Ah, may the demise of MTV Phils article din pala. Buti nalang di ako nag-apply dun dati.
Well, Rogue, thanks for keeping the unsubcultured, subcultured.

history + high school + teacher sub cult

Ipina-memorize sa amin ng amin high school history teacher, si Percival Meris, at hindi pa rin namin nalilimutan hanggang ngayon...

HISTORY IS AN INTEGRA TED NARRATIVE OR DESCRIPTION OF PAST EVENTS OR FACTS, WRITTEN IN THE SPIRIT OF CRITICAL INQUIRY, FOR THE WHOLE TRUTH.

Oh ha. Bet the History Channel didn't know that.

community sub cult

WARNING SPOILER ALERT!!!

unsubcultured greets senor chang happy teacher's day!



Actually, he was exposed as a fraud at the end of season1, so dehins na siya teacher sa season 2

sensei sub cult

Dahil Teacher's Day, unsubcultured pays tribute to the "teachers" that matter - those big and small screen stars that made our day...


He taught "grasshopper" the ways of the world... and of KUNG FU


Without this Jedi cult master, Skywalker could have moved to the dark side of the Force


Wax on, wax off... he made Karate philo-fucking-sophical


He taught us the words Carpe Diem and to suck the marrow out of life. In tagalog, sipsipin ang masarap pero nakakamatay na bulalo.


In the movie Risky Business, he is the lead star's best friend who utters these famous words... "Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the Fuck", brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future. So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself. "

teacher + rakenrol sub cult

TODAY IS WORLD TEACHER'S DAY. In honor of the brave and hot women who live in every student's fantasy world, here's the lyrics to Van Halen's song HOT FOR TEACHER...



Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!

food blogs sub cult

I hate the word GASTRONOMIC.


It makes food and eating sound so clinical, scientific, boring and too high brow.

Kung kumakain ako ng matinding menudo, sisig, lechon, barbecue, fried chicken, etc, parang ang pangit sabihin yung "gastronomic experience" shit na yan.

rock n roll + late night trash TV sub cult

ELVIS IS ALIVE!




Kakakita ko lang sa kanya [dalawang Elvis pa nga eh] sa show na'to...

Monday, October 4, 2010

some scenes from the jesuit founded blue eagle cult three peat celebration buenafire


sigaw ng sixth man


kiefer, will you stay or go? It's almost Lebron-ish


random blue people


the "taken-from-afar-kasi-tinatamad-ako-kasi-sobrang-daming-tao" stage shot


more random blue eagle cult members


the coach that inspired a lot of corny cliches... "once you go black, you'll never go back... black magic... black to black to black..."


predicting a 4-peat


wala daw siyang gagawin kundi pasahan ng alley-oop si slaughter at sana si ravena


the fire that has been burning every october for 3 years in the running


sana may ganito ulit next year




close up shots ng buena-fire



singing the alma mater song with arms raised...


magaling talaga mag brainwash ang mga heswita, ang mga masters ng blue eagle cult

Friday, October 1, 2010

board games sub cult

All I ever learned about life when I was a kid, I learned from board games.

SNAKES AND LADDERS taught me about doing good, doing evil, and the consequences.



MONOPOLY taught me greed.



CHESS taught me how to mate.

last na last na last na hirit na talaga tungkol sa arrreneow 3peat champions sub cult

Ito, in my biased opinion, ang pinaka-malupet na crowd sa UAAP...
ang Blue Eagles Sixth Man. Thousands of hardcore fans
[isama mo na rin yung mga nakiki-uso lang kapag may ADMU-DLSU game]
ready to lift the team's spirits higher.

Ika nga ni Norman Black, ang sarap makita na kapag may game,
laging mas madami ang Sixth Man kesa sa supporters ng kalaban.



THE SIXTH MAN: one of the reasons why we have a 3peat.

hoops + uaap + da arreneow [yes, nanaman] sub cult

Q. What happens when...

your team has no go-to-guy, just different people stepping up in different games?



the enemy is stronger... but only on paper?



no one on your squad gets on the UAAP mythical 5?



the smallest guy [but the one with the biggest fighting heart] shuts down the MVP?



your prized recruit from 3 years ago chooses to make the last game of the season his best game?




A. YOU WIN A HISTORIC THREE-PEAT.



TANGENA HAYUP ANG SAYA TALAGA!


Check out the ka-boom-ing shot heard round the blue world last night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8br_VabqzE0

Ito mas raw. At mas hardcore. It came from the stands and you could see how the SIXTH MAN screamed their hearts out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIcg8GjTFv0

ming dynasty + the game of monopoly sub cult



So what about it? What's the connection? What's my point?



SIMPLE. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ATENEO BLUE EAGLES & EAGLETS.



Monopolized UAAP Mens Basketball with 3peat championships in the juniors and seniors division.

And when things fall into place... it could be the start of a DYNASTY.

Ang sarap talaga maging miembro ng Arrrrreneow sub cult.

inquisition sub cult



dear God,

Your supposedly Christian heads [aka Catholic Bishops] are... trying to block the RH bill... threatening the Pres with excommunication... jailing a protester [who actually looks like he could actually play Father Damaso in a Noli movie or play, how ironic]...




What a bunch of hypocrites. They should FIRST STOP their priests from molesting kids first.

AMEN