Monday, October 18, 2010

sneakerhead sub cult

Got this from a Multiply contact. Even if I love wearing sneaks, I am still so unsubcultured. Besides, I think I'm way too old to be subcultured for this. Anyway, here are some of "words" used in the sneakerhead vocab...

GOOGLE- this is your number 1 friend

AF1 – Air Force 1

AM - Air Max, eg AM1 = Air Max 1, AM90 = Air Max 90, AM95 = Air Max 95, etc

AJ - Air Jordan

B-Grade – Factory seconds, usually stamped as a “B” grade shoe on the inside shoe tag.

BIN – Buy It Now.

CG – Cool Greys, commonly used to describe the ‘cool grey’ Jordan releases.

DMP - Defining Moments Pack (Special Jordan release)

DS - Deadstock. Shoes never worn still in original box with the tissue.

Deadstocking – Buying sneakers with the intention to save and never wear.

Ekin - Nike spelt backwards. Refers to either a person who knows Nike backwards and forwards, or a tech rep for Nike

FCNY / FCLA – Popular sneaker consignment store. Stores located in NY, Toyko and LA. Plenty of vintage and limited edition kicks.

F&F - Friends & Family, where a shoe release or discount is only distributed to friends and families of the company.

FS - For Sale

FSR – Full Size Run

FT - For Trade

Grails/Holy Grails - A person’s most sought after shoe, EVER.

GR - General Release

HTM – A Nike design trifecta/powerhouse of Hiroshi Fujiwara, Tinker Hatfield and Mark Parker, used for special releases.

Hyperstrike – Exclusive Nike release of a limited sneaker in double digit numbers only.

ID’s – Refer to Nike ID shoes

ISS - The official Sole Collector Magazine Forums

Jay’s – Jordans

JB - Jordan Brand

Maxes – Another slang term for Nike’s Air Maxs.

NB - New Balance shoe brand.

NIB – New In Box.

NT – Nike Talk.

NWT – New With Tags.

OBO – Or Best Offer.

OG – Original sneakers.

P-Rods – Paul Rodriguez Pro model by Nike SB.

PYS – Pickyourshoes.com, popular online sneaker shop.

PE - Players Edition exclusive.

QS – abbreviation for Quickstrike.

Quickstrike – Limited Nike release.

Retro – An original sneaker which Nike re releases to the public.

SE – Special Edition.

Tier 0 – Special Nike Accounts issued to exclusive stores worldwide who receive special releases.

TTS – True To Size

Uptowns – Air Force Ones

Variants – Fakes produced by unauthorized factories.

VNDS / NDS – Very Near DeadStock / Near Deadstock. Close to brand new condition, worn maybe once or twice.

WTB – Wanted To Buy.

zombie sub cult

This graphic novel series will soon be a TV series [or maybe miniseries]. Can't wait for...


everything steve jobs brings out we buy sub cult

Please please please please please don't let me waste my "hard-earned," non-golden child, harassed everyday, money...

Saturday, October 16, 2010

internet geek + oktoberfest sub cult

My first post using a Bayan DSL, woohoo ambilis potah. Ang bilis din magload ng mga video. Can't wait for the NBA to start so I can watch live streaming games na hindi palabas sa TV.

All my friends will be drunk at the Oktoberfest tonight while I will be at home living a geek's wet dream... quick internet, nba 2k11, and watching downloaded movies.

Friday, October 15, 2010

disco sub cult

Because it's Friday, here are the posters of an old school disco era dance movie, which I call a poor man's Saturday Night Fever...

community sub cult

At the end of episode 1 season 2, troy and abed do the rap thing again... this time with their anthropology professor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hvZkBpUJs



Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia 'cus boobies, we gotta Order is primate, family Hominidae The genus is Homo, but you know you're into me 'Cus I am in the species, known as Sapien Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in *SINGING* It's gonna take a lot to get me away, from you There's nothin' that 100 man or more could ever do (S-S-Sapien) I bless the rains down in Africa (Oh bless the rains!) I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

malapit na ang barangay and sk elections... which means holiday woohoo. it also means unsubcultured is reminding you to vote

May tatlong poll questions ako sa right side of my blog page [sa ilalim ng picture at description]. So if you really love democracy and the country, please vote.

the things unsubcultured does when he actually acts his age...

[1] aside from the headlines, sports and lifestyle pages, also read the business and editorial page of the newspaper

[2] buy insurance [well i was forced to at gunpoint by my friend]

[3] watch the news on tv

[4] say no to a wild drinking spree on a weeknight because you hate the shitty, hungover feeling the next day

[5] admit to all that by putting it in your blog

unsubcultured immersion: saan puwede tumambay sa dirty but colorful, ugly but beautiful maynila


Maki-hangout kay Joey "Pepe" Rizal sa Fort Santiago


Jumagging, piktyur taking, hhww, sumanset-session sa "bay area"


Sa parang na time trap Intramuros [kung saan umaaligid aligid si modern "anti-Damaso"]


Tumingala sa fountain


Mag food trip at mag-hanap ng matinding gamot pang gout sa Chi-town


Sa go Uste


Mag window shopping sa Po-quiaps

unsubcultured guide to old school pinoy words

"GAYAK"

Meaning "porma" o "postura" [yikes another old school word]

Tipong sasabihin ng old school ermat sa kanyang anak na babae ay...

"Hindi ko ata gusto ang GAYAK mo 'tong araw na ito ah..."



banking industry sub cult

Habang ume-ATM sa mall kahapon, narinig ko ulit sa katabing atm machine yung voice-over ng METROBANK E.T. Tangenangyan, na-transport back ako to the early 90s. Eh paano naman, hindi pa pala sila nagpapalit ng boses all this time. It's still the same voice doing the talking ATM thing. Tangina, old school pa rin eh no. Well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, sabi siguro ng Metrobank.


[photo included para lang may laman ang entry na ito]

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

may have been sneaker subcultured even as a kid

Parang ganito yung unang Adidas ko nung grade school pa ako. Adidas Hurricane. Made by the then local licensee of Adidas, Rubberworld. This shoe, started my lifelong love affair with my favorite shoe brand.


do you remember this ancient civilization/sub culture?

hollywood stoner + growing up movie sub cult

Some movies have a scene where someone reads a letter and says it out loud for everyone to hear. The letter could be voiced out by a narrator or an actor. The film below, IMHO, has the best, funniest "letter-reading" scene ever among all the movies I've watched.




It's about a juvenile delinquent who gets sent to a prestigious prep school as punishment. In this scene, the lead character gets called by the principal because they just read a letter sent to him by one of his friends...

Dean Mort
: Mr. Dunphy, do you have a friend called "Drugs"?

Timothy Dunphy: Drugs Delaney?

Mr. Funderberk: How many individuals named drugs could you possibly associate with?

Timothy Dunphy: Just one.

Dean Mort: Yesterday we received a letter addressed simply to Cornwall Academy, Cornwall, Connecticut. So naturally we, we opened it and read it. You might want to sit down. It begins, "Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat shit, man.

Drugs Delaney: [The camera cuts to Drugs writing the letter] Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally fucked, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called...

Dean Mort: [This is a couple of hours later] Must have nodded out, man.

Drugs Delaney: I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

Dean Mort: Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs. P.S. - Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote. As you might imagine Mr. Dunphy, this is, this is, this fairly incriminating. And, uh, technically you have not breached any of Cornwall Academy's rules, but you can bet your bottom dollar, Mister, we'll be keeping an eye on you.

ALL I CAN SAY IS YOU GOTTA WATCH IT RIGHT HERE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZBd--uzE28

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

unsubcultured old school scandal story

Wala 'tong mga ito. Kasi hindi sila ang orig.


Ang ORIG ay nangyari ng panahon pa ng BETAMAX.



Wala pa si Katrina... wala pa si Paris... meron ng VV scandal co-starring a politician from the north.

pop music + cheesy inspirational shit sub cult

When I was in high school, used to listen to this program on 99.5 rt. He also had a 30-minute video show on TV called America's Top 10.



Religiously listened/watched every week... even got pissed when my favorite song never got to number 1. I sucked everything up on those programs - EXCEPT THIS CHEESY LINE WHICH HE ALWAYS ENDED THE PROGRAMS WITH...

KEEP YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND BUT KEEP REACHING FOR THE STARS.

Monday, October 11, 2010

history channel + blue blooded hoops sub cult

The "traditional" definition of the Dark Ages

[From Wikipedia] "Dark Ages" is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire.

The Arreneow Blue Eagle fan definition

The "Dark Ages" is that period of time [90s] where we sucked at UAAP basketball. We were almost always at the bottom 4... we never made the finals, even the semifinals I think... where winning against DLSU [no matter how rare] was like a championship already... damn we also were the fave whipping boys of Adamson, UE, UST and FEU.




gaming sub cult



Anatomy of a "mild" addiction to NBA 2k11
  • Played the entire afternoon of Saturday. Good thing my friend texted. May inuman daw. Kung hindi, I would've played all night long.
  • I've been playing around with team combinations in my head
  • Bought related gadgets for better gaming
  • Can't wait to go home and play

i am not slang subcultured

Akala ko ang ibig sabihin ng FTW ay FUCK THE WHAT?!

unsubcultured law #1



The loss of one's lighter/s is directly proportional to the nights one goes drinking.

Friday, October 8, 2010

eternal sunshine of the unsubcultured mind



Parang sa movie ni Jim Carrey, ano kaya ang mga memory na i-e-erase ko sa buhay ko?
  • Yung mga madaming beses na sumobrang wasted ako, suka ako ng suka, nagpass-out, dehin nakauwi
  • Mga June-Dec, 1997 [yung McCann daze ko]
  • Eh nandito na rin tayo eh di erase ko na din memory ko ng boss ko sa McCann
  • Yung unang beses ako nag-1st year high school [baduy eh]
  • Yung times dati na tino-topak si BLANK at inaaway ako
  • Yung nagka-gout attack ako for two days na dehin makalakad
  • Nung natalo ang team ko sa USTe nung 2006 sa UAAP finals
Yun lang. Oks naman talaga buhay ko eh. Gusto ko lang naman madagdagan ng topic ang blog ko eh.

rat race sub cult



Things I do in the elevator when bored...

[1] Play tetris on my phone

[2] Mag-small talk sa mga co-elevatorees

ex. "Nag kunch ka na?" "Init sa labas ano?" "Ganda ng ballpen mo ah."

[3] Eavesdrop on other conversations or small talk

ex. "Huuuy... buntis na pala si..."

[4] Play elevator games like "What floor do you think this person is going to?"

ex. Mukha ba siyang 5th floor person? Pang 8th floor ba ang dating nito.
Eto mukhang mayaman na bossing, malamang sa 15th floor ito pupunta.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

elyu sub cult

Saan puwede tumambay sa elyu?


sa beach


sa nymph


sa t-bird


sa ma cho temple


sa banyo


sa tent


sa sinehan?


sa bubong


sa kubo


sa kalye


sa hacienda


sa san fernando


sa bacnotan


sa dagat


sa kubo


sa apartment 16

Ps...

kay angels... sa burger machine... kay lola nanny... sa surfcamp... sa kaw bin... etc...

gaming + chicago bulls fans sub cult

Jordan and Pippen are back!



Salamat NBA 2K11!

Not since waaay back where you able to play MJ and the rest of Da Bulls in a game with awesome graphics. It's almost real!



Now you can shout "Jordan to Pippen" and "Paxson" for three all you want!

Tangena, puyat nanaman ako nito. Mahirap aralin ang triangle offense eh.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

vinyl sub cult

Tinanong ng isang officemate ko na kakabili lang ng plaka sa mga younger officemate ko kung ano ito...



Sagot ng isa: LASER DISC
Sagot ng isa: TURNTABLE

Hahaha, either bata pa talaga sila o sila'y unsubcultured.

sales & marketing sub cult

Sinaunang marketing gimmick [circa 70s]... ang TUPPERWARE PARTY

how unsubcultured spent his saturday night



Sa Oxford Princess Casino sa Pimpanga, kasama si Mayor!

[Mafiang-mafia diba?! I know right]


My god, unsubcultured is international. Just checked my blog stats [may ganun pala] and this came out...


Page views by country

Philippines---
791
United States
---454
Canada
---81
Brazil
---42
France---
37
Germany---
23
Australia
---19
South Korea
---19
Latvia
---16
United Arab Emirates
---13


Congratulations Pinas & USA, numba 1 & 2, for believing in unsubcultured shit!

UAE, you're lagging behind! Stop thinking about oil all the time.

But where the h is Latvia? I bet they're saying the same about Da Phils too.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

radio + bleagle sub cult

Medyo corny itong programang ito.

Kahit blue ako, mas pinakikinggan ko pa ang Brewrats eh.