Unsubcultured

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

walkers spotted on the shoppesville, greenhills action figure sub cult...

this is number 1 on my list when it comes to shopping for things you don't really need...

i do not miss the bodyboarding/surfing & ultimate frisbee sub cults, plus i don't look forward to drinking alcohol anytime soon... there must be something wrong with me...

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

trash tv sub cult

Just when you thought trash tv can't get any trashier... here comes a tv show on PTV 4, the government channel, that's obviously a rip-off of ABS-CBN's SHOWTIME. But there are marked differences --- the hosts are unknown and corny, and the production value sucks. This is perya style entertainment at its finest. 

to all the stupid, unasubcultured kids out there... this is how JAGGER MOVES, ayt...

David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street  [something from really way back]

technogeek + action figure sub cult

Saw something like this at the Greenhills sub cult yesterday. If you buy this, then I guess that's the height of Apple fanaticism... even action figure fanaticism. Is there someone like that in this country? So I asked the saleslady if anyone bought that expensive Steve Jobs action fig. She answered in the affirmative. Yep, people like that exist.  

Friday, March 9, 2012

HONDA CITY 2K7 1.3 AUTOMATIC FOR SALE

PHP 370,000 [of course neg, kahit papaano tatawad pa din naman kayo eh]
68,000 ++ kms
Casa maintained
Silver

+++EXTRA/ADDED FEATURES:

Never used for fornication, front seat and back
Never decorated with stupid, furry, stuffed animals
Never decorated with uncool stickers like that yellow ribbon sticker
Never used in robbery [not even cradle robbing]
No one has ever died here [except probably some flies]
Never used to run down a person [but it may have crossed my mind]
Used as a "hotbox" so the good vibes will still linger
Never used to pick up Quezon Avenue chicks
Its music player never played Kpop, Lady Gaga songs or any other inane pop songs
Never used to hang out in gas station convenient stores
Never equipped with big ugly spoilers, wheels and any other cheesy car accessory
Was never involved in the stupid sport called drag racing
BEST OF ALL... Goes on AUTOPILOT mode whenever the driver goes home drunk

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

clubbing + social climbing sub cult

ENTERING A CLUB IN TWO EASY STEPS 

According to a door bitch friend [as told to one of my friends], here's how you get in a club for free even if you aren't a regular.

[1] Enter SMILING

[2] Say hi to the BOUNCERS as if you are a REGULAR.

the cabbages and condoms sub cult in bkk [pics stolen from Plini's Facebook pics]

It was our last day in Bangkok a few weeks back. And we chose to spend it amongst cabbages and condoms. Whut? Yup, you read it right. There's a resto in Bangkok which goes by that name.

Here's their description on the website http://www.pda.or.th/restaurant/about.asp

 "As 
                  one of the most unique restaurants in Metropolitan Bangkok, 
                  the Cabbages and Condoms (C&C) Restaurant has attracted 
                  international attention. Conveniently located near one of Bangkok's 
                  main business districts, C&C is very popular among local 
                  and foreign clients.

                  Our restaurant was conceptualized in part to promote better 
                  understanding and acceptance of family planning and to generate 
                  income to support various development activities of the Population 
                  and Community Development Association (PDA),a non profit organization inThailand.

                  And remember, our food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy."

Anyway, long story short, we pigged out. And went home with condoms. Not bad for a night's work.  

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

sunday. took my new ride for a spin on the nlex and went to clark, pimpanga. while inside, i decided to bike around as well. would love to do this again. its just expensive considering toll and gas. but it sure is fun...

presenting the unsubcultured mobile [taken at clark]...

I agree. Specially for those impromptu moments

nba sub cult

My theory on how this LA CLIPPERS center got his name... 

Many years ago in some hospital... 

Mr. Jordan: This nigga is so cute, what shall we name him? 

Mrs. Jordan: Antoine? 

Mr. Jordan: How about Antwan? 

Mrs. Jordan: Amos!   

Mr. Jordan: AJ!

Mrs. Jordan: Anderson!  

Mr. Jordan: Andy? 

FILIPINO NURSE BUTTS IN! 

"Eh, DeAndre!"

jejemon/jolog/unsubcultured moment in the clubbing sub cult

[1]

Went to this so called exclusive club at the Fort called Privet. Yeah, of course I was invited. I wouldn't go there if my life depended on it. 

So the receptionist stamped my wrist. And then I asked "WHY NO MARK?

HAHA as it turns out, the mark was invisible to the naked eye and can only be seen via the bouncers UV light flashlight.

How the hell should I know, I don't go clubbing haha. 

[2]

My friends think the DJ has ADHD. He never finishes the damn songs!

[3]

MY FRIEND SANDY'S FACEBOOK STATUS: 

So a bunch of us old farts/cheap bastards were at Prive last Friday, 
completely rejoicing our age and collectively hating the DJ/MC (or 
whatever the frick they're called these days) for always talking at the 
best part of the song. STFU please. Do not mess with my music. In my 
day, they only did that on AM radio. 

Friday, March 2, 2012

i am unsubcultured [and old]... therefore, i'll be missing this [tamad eh]...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

the streets of pinas welcome the new unsubcultured mobile...

porn sub cult

Been following this porn star on Twitter. It says here that she has a live show somewhere in Ohio. I wonder what porn stars do during live shows? DO THEY SING & DANCE? Or do they do STAND UP COMEDY?

Waited for JR Smith to leave Denver and go to a team I like... like Golden State or Chicago or the Knicks. Yup, after a stint in China, the dude is now a Knick. Teaming up with Jeremy Lin, Melo, Baron Davis, Amare and the Super-Novak, this NY team is now fun to watch.