RANDOM FRIEND OF A FRIEND:
"Yo bro. I was curious, did you talk to a girl about me and [NAME OF RANDOM GERMAN DUDE] at [PLACE OF WORK] the other night? If you did, that's cool, I don't mind. I was just curious. I won't tell that girl, I am not sure if i will talk to her again anyways."
MY ANSWER:
Sorry bro but i dont get this message. Never talked about you or [NAME OF RANDOM GERMAN DUDE] the past 300 days. I was at the mall monday night and out biking at UP last night. [THIS WAS MY POLITICALLY CORRECT ANSWER. WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO SAY WAS THIS.. WTF WERE YOU THINKING... I MEAN WHY WILL I WASTE MY TIME TALKING ABOUT YOU AND THAT RANDOM GERMAN GUY]
RANDOM FRIEND OF A FRIEND:
ok No worries. Someone told some chick who I was kinda into some things about me. I was just racking my mind on who it might be. It was a shot in the dark because I heard you work at ABS. Thanks though.
AND THAT ENDS THE RANDOM BUT WEIRD CONVERSATION. I THOUGHT I WAS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.
p.s. i hate using the word "bro." wtf was i thinking using it like that? i suck.
"Yo bro. I was curious, did you talk to a girl about me and [NAME OF RANDOM GERMAN DUDE] at [PLACE OF WORK] the other night? If you did, that's cool, I don't mind. I was just curious. I won't tell that girl, I am not sure if i will talk to her again anyways."
MY ANSWER:
Sorry bro but i dont get this message. Never talked about you or [NAME OF RANDOM GERMAN DUDE] the past 300 days. I was at the mall monday night and out biking at UP last night. [THIS WAS MY POLITICALLY CORRECT ANSWER. WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO SAY WAS THIS.. WTF WERE YOU THINKING... I MEAN WHY WILL I WASTE MY TIME TALKING ABOUT YOU AND THAT RANDOM GERMAN GUY]
RANDOM FRIEND OF A FRIEND:
ok No worries. Someone told some chick who I was kinda into some things about me. I was just racking my mind on who it might be. It was a shot in the dark because I heard you work at ABS. Thanks though.
AND THAT ENDS THE RANDOM BUT WEIRD CONVERSATION. I THOUGHT I WAS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.
p.s. i hate using the word "bro." wtf was i thinking using it like that? i suck.
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