unsubcultured life advice...

• Don't root for Lebron James. He has talent but no heart. And he's selfish and egotistical.

• Try to go clubbing at least once in your life. If you think the alcohol is too expensive, try to be user-friendly and see if you can mooch from your friends or acquaintances even if you hate their guts. If you get bored, just make fun of the people who think they are cool because they are regular clubbers... make fun of how they act, dress up and dance.

• Watch the History Channel and learn lotsa stuff they never taught you in high school or college --- like theories about how we humans are descendants of alien race.

• Search for porn stars on Facebook and make a friend request. Hey, you never know!

• It's ok to waste money on shoes.

• If you drink and drive, trust your inner autopilot to get you home safe.

• If your cards suck, don't bluff. Just freaking fold.
  

• Do not trust P-Noy.

• Try to go to art exhibits once in a while. It's a great way to check out chicks. And sometimes, if you're lucky, they serve beer.

• Always wear earphones and listen to loud music in the office. That way you won't hear the peacocks yapping and the plastic people saying "friend" after every sentence.

• Don't go to SM North Edsa or Trinoma on weekends. It will be hard to park.

• Buy lots of books. They make great house decorations.

• Never commit to anything --- nights out, trips, parties. If you have to, do it last minute.

• Eat steak everyday.

• Don't fall in love with "Artsy Fartsy" chex. Go for the banker types.

• Karma is real and she will bite when you least expect it. So be good.

• Learn a new language --- like foul, slang, gayspeak, etc.

• Wear cowboy bootch on a rainy day so I can tweet or write a status message about it.

• Only say the word "FRIEND" at the end of every freakin' sentence only when you mean it.

• Don't go on out of town trips with your officemates on weekends. You already see their faces 5 times a week, so why hang out with them on weekends? Besides, they will remind you of of work so take a break from them.